Would either one of you like some tea?
This is actually really great because honestly, I probably would've killed that fish.
Sweet Birthday Baby!
Nobody chooses me. I'm the hole where a choice should be.
Life is like a box of timelines.
I want to cut your hair.
Doesn't matter. I die all the time.
So that's when I realized that there was never gonna be a right time for me to tell you anything.
She just won the Gwendolyn Brooks award for her poem on the Statue of Liberty.
You said I shouldn't adopt those two Neapolitan mastiff puppies 'cause I have a small space. But they needed a home and I could've made changes.
You just blew up your whole life and you are serial-killer calm about it.
Put the melons in the trunk.
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