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' I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.'2007
' I wasn't looking for a girl like that.' 'Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.'2003
'Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!'2004
' No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull. '1995
'Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.'2007
'What is the Soup Du Jour?' 'It's the Soup of the Day.' 'Mmmm. That sounds good.'1994
'Look man, you can listen to Jimi but you can't hear him. There's a difference man. Just because you're listening to him doesn't mean you're hearing him. '1992
'I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.'1996
' Yeah, well, that may be. But at least I never slept with Lumbergh. '1999
'Once again, things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY! '1998
'What's up Big Perm?... I mean Big Worm.'1995
'You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in MY world now, grandma!'1996
'Im gonna need a bucket, a paint brush, and ten pounds of salt. Lance, get his pants. '2001
'You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father only you and I get to 'mreow' and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.' 2005
'Because I believe you will buy booze with it! I just want to get from my car to the office without being confronted by the decay of western society!... Plus I'm cheap! AHHH! '1997
'Well, they're safer than a tube sock...'1999
'What was that girl, a freshman?' 'She reads at a sophomore level.' 2002
'That man... is a brownie hound.'1985
'Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.' 2001
'Their not scrawny, their nice'1999
'Yeah, one of those ones you can hook on the clothesline, and he can run back and forth and there's plenty of room for him to dig and play.'1998
'Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?'2002
'Oh, nice. 16 Candles is on, man.' 'And the award for the least heterosexual statement ever made in this apartment goes to... '2004
' Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?'2001
'Who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?'2006
'Wipe yourself off, man. You dead.'1998
'So, what do you think of Natasha?' 'I think she's illegal.' 'Yeah, I've made peace with that.'2005
'Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, 'Lets get it on.' 2008

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