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Can you name the How I Met Your Mother Quotes?

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It's going to be legend-- wait for it, and I hope you aren't lactose intolerant because the next word is dairy!
Let's go to the mall!
Ah, the tramp stamp. My bread and butter. So I'm guessing that the real story involves a bad breakup and some booze? Unless that's a gang tattoo, in which case I think it's time to
I'm going to umpire school! It's what we've always dreamed of!
I can see it now... Lance Hardwood, sex architect, starring Ted Mosby
Dude, the eggs-benny is ridonkulous
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I'm not a gay pirate! I have sex with my parrot all the time... Ok that came out wrong...
Ugh, I'm exhausted, it was finger-painting day at school today and a five year old boy... got to second base with me.
Lily.... Come on.
Bye sweetie... well not bye, I'll be right over there...
Look, Stinson, nobody hates every other country in the world more than me but...
Look at yourselves. You are young, attractive... you owe it to those people in nobody cares wyoming to put on something hot and go out tonight!

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