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Can't we disguise it?
Not what it looks. Not what it looks. It's a twenty-foot cock and balls man.
It's a family fun day man, there's kiddies running around.
I want my money back.
Don't talk to me about upper body strength, Lesley! My forearms are massive!
Hey. It's not an antique. There's nothing wrong with that. It was my granddad's. He shot a German with this. Was that in the Second World War?.
Garlic bread -
I have a dream, people, I have a dream.
But not just any old food Jerry. Proper food -
Rubber Burns?
Me first week as licensee, I'm stood here looking like a gay Satan cos somebody sold all me clothes on the jumble.
I want to speak to the organist,
Why? Because in here's murder.
I’m getting the word…….
You are the wind beneath
Whats that? Baking tray. Is it bullet proof?
It's a copper bracelet, it aids fitness & mobility
They haven't been this excited
The louder you scream the faster the ride!
Right good. tell Spencer, have you had any previous experience with bar work?
Get back you Bastard
All I got was a space hopper...and that burst.
See love, nothing offensive nothing blue
oi toilet mouth,
How do I know? I know a pissed horse when I see one.
'The Drugs Don't Work'?
I'm a miracle of science me;
Well I am Irish you know. Are you? Aye.
Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam, one of em' told me to wash my old man in the sink!
Is it me or do all pensioners
Oh no Keith Lard, he got done for interfering with dogs.He got off though didn't he?
