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She's either an idiot in love, or she's being conned.
Knowing it's real means you gotta make a decision.
You can't fix me.
My greatest weakness?
I hate feeling this way, I don't know how you handle it.
You need to pull yourself together. You are coming across distinctly paranoid.
You starting a support group? Will you be participating?
'Gifted'. Stupid word. It's like... calling someone 'special' -
It's 5 o’clock somewhere and I need to update my resume.
Send the picture, save the junkie.
So why don't you remember how to be a goddamn human being again
The beauty of what he does is that nobody knows how he does this. It can't be explained, so it can't be believed.
No matter where I am, even if I'm behind bars, if you try anything I will find out,
Until I come home and find my landlady choked out in my bathtub? Or I find you bludgeoned to death with my vacuum cleaner?
The real world is not about happy endings.
What if he took someone you love? Would you let 'em die?
Tell me the truth: did you bugger my chances with her?
Take your pants off.
We should have a codeword. If you say it, you're still you. Something you would never say.
They say everyone's born a hero. But if you let it, life will push you over the line until you're the villain.