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Give me a burger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I need some heroes.
This is you in twenty years! 'Who is this?', I swear!
The room - it smells like guilt and Chanel No. 5
She told me to hold on to that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and carry it around with me
Well, man, I will say anything for a cup of coffee
You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.
Are you pregnant?
Even when there isn't any jam in the house, they get jam on their hands. I can't deal with jam hands.
God, you're like a pop-up book from hell!
Will you marry me?
Thought a ridiculous accusation deserved a ridiculous response.
I thought you said you didn't read much.
It's a Friday night. We should be out, I don't know, partying with the homies.
My sister recognized you from the pictures in my box.
Because I love you, you idiot!
Rory, you're special.
Isn't she hilarious? I never have any idea what she's talking about, but she's so entertaining!
You slow down, you die
Swear. Raise your right hand and say, 'May Destiny's Child break up if I count these blueberries.'
You mean you can't control when you look at me, but you have to force yourself to look at him.
I don't know - maybe she forgot her phone, or her spell book, or something.
I hear Taylor's a big hip-hop fan.
Fine, if you guys wanna sit around for an hour after school swapping makeover horror stories, then count me in.
Oh, I can hit the sticks on those brums.
When my cousin got pregnant, she said it's because an angel brushed its wings against her face.
