Quote | Answer |
I think they’ll probably put that on my gravestone. ‘He Was Heterosexual and Had Low Expectations…’ | |
I know it's wrong - God, it's all kinds of wrong - but I just want to lie down with you and wake up with you, just once, just once ever in my life. | |
She is my priority. | |
There is no pretending. I love you, and will love you until I die, and if there is a life after that, I’ll love you then. | |
Because I’m tiny, blonde, and look good in pigtails? | |
They ate it too. Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck. | |
Excellent. I’ve been told I have a lovely, melodic reading voice. | |
Dear me, massive blood loss. Death could be imminent. | |
I have wanted to do this every moment of every hour of every day that I have been with you since the day I met you. | |
I've heard the word 'fear'. I simply choose to believe it doesn't apply to me. | |
You are not the last dream of my soul. You are the first dream, the only dream I ever was unable to stop myself from dreaming. | |
Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited. | |
I spoke of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls. | |
I wish I could hate you. I want to hate you. I try to hate you. It would be so much easier if I did hate you. Sometimes I think I do hate you and then I see you and I— | |
Well, I’m not kissing the mundane. I’d rather stay down here and rot. | |
Since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely. I still do. If you want me. | |
The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs. | |
Is this so they have to go back to the fortress naked and their embarrassment will negatively affect morale? Because that seems complicated. | |
The Clave has the collective intelligence of a pineapple. | |
Yeah, but there’s like a 90% chance of me being right most of the time, so that’s not proof you were listening. | |
Because I’m tiny, blonde, and look good in pigtails? | |
As if we all haven’t been in a room full of people telling us how amazing we are before. | |
I think they’ll probably put that on my gravestone. ‘He Was Heterosexual and Had Low Expectations…’ | |
This means you are the better, other half of me, and I care about you more than I care about myself | |
Excellent. I’ve been told I have a lovely, melodic reading voice. | |
There is no pretending. I love you, and will love you until I die, and if there is a life after that, I’ll love you then. | |
If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked. | |
Since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely. I still do. If you want me. | |
You’re asking me if I still want you, as if I could stop loving you. As if I would want to give up the thing that makes me stronger than anything else ever has. | |
Well, I’m not kissing the mundane. I’d rather stay down here and rot. | |
The boy never cried again, and he never forgot what he'd learned: that to love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed. | |
Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited. | |
Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y. | |
I know it's wrong - God, it's all kinds of wrong - but I just want to lie down with you and wake up with you, just once, just once ever in my life. | |
I've heard the word 'fear'. I simply choose to believe it doesn't apply to me. | |
And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get my attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders. | |
Since I've met you, everything I've done has been in part because of you. I can't untie myself from you, not my heart or my blood or my mind or any other part of me. | |
I wish I could hate you. I want to hate you. I try to hate you. It would be so much easier if I did hate you. Sometimes I think I do hate you and then I see you and I— | |
Is this so they have to go back to the fortress naked and their embarrassment will negatively affect morale? Because that seems complicated. | |
She is my priority. | |
If no one cares for you at all, do you even really exist? | |
You are not the last dream of my soul. You are the first dream, the only dream I ever was unable to stop myself from dreaming. | |
Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine is ‘genuphobia.’ It means an unreasonable fear of knees. | |
Ah, having your annual ‘everyone thinks _____ is a lunatic’ meeting, are you? | |
I spoke of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls. | |
Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact? Clearly I have been doing something wrong. Or not something wrong, as the case may be. | |
They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of grief is finite. | |
I have wanted to do this every moment of every hour of every day that I have been with you since the day I met you. | |
That for my father, there was only ever one woman he loved, and it was her for him, or nothing. You are that for me. I love you, and I will only ever love you until I die. | |
Dear me, massive blood loss. Death could be imminent. | |
I have that effect on women. I probably should have warned you before you agreed to marry me. | |
Life is a book, and there are a thousand pages I have not read. I would read them together with you, as many as I can, before I die. | |
You say I am a good man, but I am not that good a man. And I am—I am catastrophically in love with you. | |
They ate it too. Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck. | |
The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs. | |
Show Comments