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QuoteMovie TitleWho said it
'That is his name sir. A$$hole, Major A$$hole. 'And his cousin?' 'He's an a$$hole too sir. Gunner's mate, First Class Phillip A$$hole!'
'I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.' 'Lips would be fine.'
'Nervous?' 'Yes.' 'First time?' 'No, I've been nervous lots of times.'
'She falls down a well, eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know.'
'I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first /... What do you say we take this out on the patio?'
'I think I was in love once.' 'Really? What was her name?' 'I don't remember' 'That's not a good start, but keep going...'
'We have to go' 'Why' 'I just shat my pants'
'Excuse me, your balls are showing. Bumblebee tuna.'
'The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven'
'We win, and they get the chicks. That sucks, dude.' 'I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.'
QuoteMovie TitleWho said it
'It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here.'
'Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time.'
'First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.'
'Show some balls, man!' 'I think it's too late to try and impress them.'
'You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they're made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and a$$holes!'
'Wow, If he's here, who's running hell?'
'You all know him as Joe the Policeman, from the What's Going Down episode of That's My Momma.'
'...has no experience, and I don't want him as my partner.' 'Well, that is a sucker punch to the gonads.'
'You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.'
'It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press'

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