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My ____ and I were happy for twenty years. And then we met.WIFE
A homeless man said 'I haven't eaten for two days'. I said 'I ____ I had your willpower.'WISH
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna ____.FISH
I paid a thousand dollars for a seminar on reincarnation. What the hell, we only ____ once.LIVE
You should never hit a man with glasses. It's much more effective to use your ____.FIST
The surest sign that intelligent alien ____ exists is the fact that they've never tried to contact us.LIFE
You know you're getting old when the candles cost ____ than the cake.MORE
Some people are ____ but most are otherwise.WISE
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I'm such a cheat at golf, I even shout three instead of ____.FORE
I had to ____ my masseuse because she rubbed me up the wrong way.FIRE
A friend will help you ____. A good friend will help you ____ a dead body.MOVE
So tell me, how did you ____ my cooking?LOVE
If you want to stop smoking in bed buy a water bed and ____ it with petrol.FILL
I no longer ____ my nails. I just throw them away like everyone else.FILE
A ____ will never kill you. It's the sudden stop at the end that does it.FALL

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