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Can you name the words that complete these one liners and jokes?

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You should never hit a man with glasses. It's much more effective to use your ____.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna ____.
A homeless man said 'I haven't eaten for two days'. I said 'I ____ I had your willpower.'
Some people are ____ but most are otherwise.
My ____ and I were happy for twenty years. And then we met.
The surest sign that intelligent alien ____ exists is the fact that they've never tried to contact us.
I paid a thousand dollars for a seminar on reincarnation. What the hell, we only ____ once.
So tell me, how did you ____ my cooking?
A friend will help you ____. A good friend will help you ____ a dead body.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost ____ than the cake.
I'm such a cheat at golf, I even shout three instead of ____.
I had to ____ my masseuse because she rubbed me up the wrong way.
I no longer ____ my nails. I just throw them away like everyone else.
If you want to stop smoking in bed buy a water bed and ____ it with petrol.
A ____ will never kill you. It's the sudden stop at the end that does it.

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