Quote | Schmidt (S) or Scott (M)? |
'I was never in this for the money. But it turns out that the money was an absolute necessity for me.' | |
'Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.' | |
'He's a player. Why would a good looking person ever become a doctor?' | |
'I'm not usually the butt of the joke. I'm usually the face of the joke.' | |
'Let's concentrate on the smite later.' | |
'I am dead inside.' | |
'It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.' | |
'We sold our qualms. We used the profits to buy perfect bodies.' | |
'You know what they say? 'Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice... strike three.' | |
'There's a fine line between sexual harassment and something awesome.' | |
'Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They're like the people version of pleated pants.' | |
'You have no idea how high I can fly.' | |
'Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel, took about an hour. Why do you ask?' | |
'You're listening to the radio and writing with a pen? What decade are we in?' | |
'I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.' | |
'I'm gonna have to run all the way home, and I have my slipperiest loafers on!' | |
'I was never in this for the money. But it turns out that the money was an absolute necessity for me.' | |
'Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.' | |
'He's a player. Why would a good looking person ever become a doctor?' | |
'I'm not usually the butt of the joke. I'm usually the face of the joke.' | |
'Let's concentrate on the smite later.' | |
'I am dead inside.' | |
'It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.' | |
'We sold our qualms. We used the profits to buy perfect bodies.' | |
'You know what they say? 'Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice... strike three.' | |
'There's a fine line between sexual harassment and something awesome.' | |
'Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They're like the people version of pleated pants.' | |
'You have no idea how high I can fly.' | |
'Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel, took about an hour. Why do you ask?' | |
'You're listening to the radio and writing with a pen? What decade are we in?' | |
'I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.' | |
'I'm gonna have to run all the way home, and I have my slipperiest loafers on!' | |
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