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Can you name the correct quotes by Schmidt (New Girl) or Michael Scott (The Office, US)?

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'I was never in this for the money. But it turns out that the money was an absolute necessity for me.'
'Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.'
'He's a player. Why would a good looking person ever become a doctor?'
'I'm not usually the butt of the joke. I'm usually the face of the joke.'
'Let's concentrate on the smite later.'
'I am dead inside.'
'It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.'
'We sold our qualms. We used the profits to buy perfect bodies.'
'You know what they say? 'Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice... strike three.'
'There's a fine line between sexual harassment and something awesome.'
'Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They're like the people version of pleated pants.'
'You have no idea how high I can fly.'
'Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel, took about an hour. Why do you ask?'
'You're listening to the radio and writing with a pen? What decade are we in?'
'I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.'
'I'm gonna have to run all the way home, and I have my slipperiest loafers on!'

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