Just kidding
Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Peter. You could not watch even one hour with me?
You must do something, baby is coming!
Go get 'em tiger
Hey. Hey, hey, come here, take a look at this
Do you find me sadistic?
All NS-5's proceed as instructed. All NS-5's proceed as instructed
You better not be, Reuben. You better not be
Sing it up, Ruben
Have you ever seen the air so clear?
Excuse me. Come on, honey, let's get you ready for bed
I'm sorry to say that this is not the movie you will be watching. The movie you are about to see is extremely unpleasant. If you wish to see a film about a happy little elf, I'm su
After months of speculation, analysts expect an announcement this week that GlobeCom International will acquire Waterman Publishing and its flagship magazine, Sports America
Ed!
****, yeah
Let's do it
You happy? Fatty make a funny?
Get some rest, Pam. You look tired
What are you gonna do today, [title character]?
I am going home
Is this on? I mean, can break through walls, I just can't... can't get this on...
Don't give up, Miles. Keep writing. I hope you're well. Bye
Hi dad
Random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap
Don't stress. Just relax
There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme
Q-u-a-r-a-n-t-i-n-e
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