Guess the Arrogant Worms Song

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I just read the temperatures and make up a bunch of lies, And end up being right more than the guy on channel five.
The guy who wrote Twelfth Night Chews on my socks while I'm asleep.
I have to pay the ferry, To cross the Galilee, But not my brother. No not him; He walks across for free.
Satan's in my engine, Beelzebub's in my trunk, Mephistopeles at the wheel because I'm too god damn drunk.
Billy and his father went out to play some catch. But Billy missed the pass because his arm was unattached.
Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late, Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate, Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate
Sailin down to Saskatoon, the terror of the seas. If you wanna reach the co-op, boy, you gotta get by me!
And though he tries with all his heart, my horse couldn't catch a golfing cart. Some days I hate to go to work!
Although we don't have history, Gold medal winning teams, Heroes or prisoners, World famous volcanoes; Still what we've got's glorious!
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I was watchin the news last night, And I saw something funny, Killer robots from somewhere, Decimated Montreal, I wondered, 'Could it be my neighbors?'
Far and wide upon this land, And I am living everywhere From B.C. to Newfoundland, You can squeeze my teats by hand.
I told the judge when he sentenced me, 'This is my finest hour!' I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower!
He plugs in guitars and microphone jacks. He makes sure the system won't feedback. He yells 'check one' 'til his face turns blue. Don't you wish he could count to two?
When we would all get manicures and eat manatee stew, When little's all we did and nothing's all we knew.
We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse. It's cool in many ways to be Canadian. We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse.
She's the one I'd kiss and hug till she was crushed like a bug. I guess it's hard to see a monster above you.
You did not accomplish much, But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough.
If you wanna place in the history books, Then do something dumb before you die.
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Me not like pro basketball, 'cause me short and they all tall.
Our mountains are very pointy, our prairies are not. The rest is kinda bumpy, but man do we have a lot!
I hate the skydome, and the CN Tower too; I hate Nathan Phillips Square, and the Ontario Zoo. The rents too high, the airs unclean, the beaches are dirty, and the people are mean.
'Cause all them birds 'n predators just take from the land, but the Beaver always gives a dam!
Ah ma wee hach patew mae bo clee hach maneagh Heow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow bark meow Saigh hough loo loo cheow dach hagh vreigh chouach mouheaugh
we heard the soldiers coming and we didnt like that sound, so we took a boat to washington and burned it to the ground.
And force the Americans to have free healthcare. We'll bring winter to Australia, to France we'll bring poutine. Then we'll conquer Britain, and install our Queen!

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