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Can you name the Parks & Recreation characters by their quote?

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We need to remember what's important in life: Friends, Waffles, Work ... or Wafffles, Friends, Work it doesn't matter. But work is third.
I always have emergency s'more rations in my car.
When I look at my palm, I see a lady's mouth French kissing a dog, is that normal?
That Ralph Macchio guy's a total douche.
Are you Nell, from the movie Nell?
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, I worry what you heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
And she's in to me, which as far as I'm concerned, is the sexiest quality and woman can have.
If I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he'd forget all about Skinny Legs McGee, I'll tell you that much.
Dude, that was the coolest sentence I have ever heard somebody talk.
Woman's razors work better. For whatever reason men's razor technology hasn't figure out a way to properly contour the shin bone.
So, I have a surpise and it is possibly the best thing to potentially ever happen to anyone, anywhere in the history of the Universe.
Excuse me, are there any strippers here? Former strippers? Non-dancers, but you're feeling a little bit drunk?
If you ever watch a sad movie you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you've been crying.
That was the most sexual tension I have ever seen in a conversation about documents.
There was one time I thought he farted ... but it was me.
I'm gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know what I mean? I'm not buying cocaine. I'm going to the bathroom, the Wiz Palace as I like to call it.
Well, Yoda wouldn't actually need networking, his powers are more spiritual.
Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.
Can you photoshop your life with better decisions?
I think if you would know one thing about me, it would be that I prefer laying wreaths to lighting torches.

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