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You know, democracy is fantastic but it is also f*cking dull.
You look so good, you're like a work of art. You make this stuff look like sh*t. Compared to you, that Monet? Piece of sh*t.
Yeah, of course you do, Jonah. You don't get the complexity. You're the world's biggest single-cell organism.
'Not great, admittedly'? Yeah, that should be the title of my f*cking memoir.
This needs to be the Gettysburg Address of tightrope-walking, say-nothing bullsh*t.
Sorry to interrupt, but f*ck-a-deedoo-dah, f*ck-a-dee-ay!
She's mediocre. Of all the ocres, she's the mediest.
Thanks. You know, if it's a boy, maybe I'll name him after you. Call him F*ck Weasel.
Jesus, I can feel my virginity growing back in here.
You know, you're about as annoying as a condom filled with fire ants. How's that for a f*cking metaphor?
I want to meet some regulars normals. Where we gonna find them?
7:00 p.m. on a Saturday night. Even people who are dying of malaria stay up later than that.
Excellent. I respect your brevity. It's almost threatening.
These people should be begging me! That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherf*cking knees!
It's a hashtag hurricane, bitch tits.
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You have as much chance of getting the Vice President on your show as you have of getting your husband to leave that cheerleader.
You don't announce your candidacy while the incumbent is still warm. That's like trying to bang the widow at the funeral.
She'd be a rough fighter, though. She's got big shoulders. Those aren't pads.
You guys, are we seriously going to let the guy with a police sketch face of a rapist tell us what to do?
Really, Amy? Cause I've met some people. Okay, real people. And I gotta tell ya a lot of 'em are f*cking idiots.
I'm like the last guy in a human centipede with this.
This is cold, calculated, class genocide perpetrated by someone who is either evil or eligible to be held on a 5150 at a mental health facility.
I will break your legs so severely you end up normal height.
Okay, well, let's see, I'd rather set fire to my vulva. So that's a no.
You’re like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn’t have time to add details, like pigment and self respect.
I need that stuff that junkies use. You know, when it takes a cop 15 bullets to put him down.
The thing about Ohio is the weather is completely schizophrenic.
Yeah, I'll talk about Upstate New York. You guys think you're f*cking New York, but you're not.
I should tell you, I think you're borderline developmentally disabled.
I'll redact your f*cking face.

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