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You guys, are we seriously going to let the guy with a police sketch face of a rapist tell us what to do?
You’re like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn’t have time to add details, like pigment and self respect.
You look so good, you're like a work of art. You make this stuff look like sh*t. Compared to you, that Monet? Piece of sh*t.
I need that stuff that junkies use. You know, when it takes a cop 15 bullets to put him down.
This is cold, calculated, class genocide perpetrated by someone who is either evil or eligible to be held on a 5150 at a mental health facility.
She'd be a rough fighter, though. She's got big shoulders. Those aren't pads.
Sorry to interrupt, but f*ck-a-deedoo-dah, f*ck-a-dee-ay!
Yeah, of course you do, Jonah. You don't get the complexity. You're the world's biggest single-cell organism.
It's a hashtag hurricane, bitch tits.
You have as much chance of getting the Vice President on your show as you have of getting your husband to leave that cheerleader.
You don't announce your candidacy while the incumbent is still warm. That's like trying to bang the widow at the funeral.
Excellent. I respect your brevity. It's almost threatening.
Thanks. You know, if it's a boy, maybe I'll name him after you. Call him F*ck Weasel.
Yeah, I'll talk about Upstate New York. You guys think you're f*cking New York, but you're not.
'Not great, admittedly'? Yeah, that should be the title of my f*cking memoir.
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You know, democracy is fantastic but it is also f*cking dull.
Jesus, I can feel my virginity growing back in here.
She's mediocre. Of all the ocres, she's the mediest.
I want to meet some regulars normals. Where we gonna find them?
I'll redact your f*cking face.
7:00 p.m. on a Saturday night. Even people who are dying of malaria stay up later than that.
I will break your legs so severely you end up normal height.
I'm like the last guy in a human centipede with this.
Really, Amy? Cause I've met some people. Okay, real people. And I gotta tell ya a lot of 'em are f*cking idiots.
Okay, well, let's see, I'd rather set fire to my vulva. So that's a no.
This needs to be the Gettysburg Address of tightrope-walking, say-nothing bullsh*t.
I should tell you, I think you're borderline developmentally disabled.
These people should be begging me! That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherf*cking knees!
You know, you're about as annoying as a condom filled with fire ants. How's that for a f*cking metaphor?
The thing about Ohio is the weather is completely schizophrenic.

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