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Can you name the Simpsons character's that said these quotes ?

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'Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding, for me, much mu
'I used to be With IT. But then they changed what IT was. Now what I'm with isn't IT, and what's IT seems scary and wierd. It'll happen to YOU.'
'I got a funny story about that. Well it's not so much funny as it is long.'
'Serving the customer is merriment enough for me. Thank you, come again. See? Most enjoyable.'
'Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things!'
'Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!'
'I'm not calling you a liar but....I can't think of a way to finish that sentence.'
'Me fail English? That’s unpossible'
Poachers are nature's way of keeping the balance. Whenever there are so many species that people get confused and angry a poacher is born.
'When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.'
'Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.'
'Attempted murder, really, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?'
'I got the idea when I realised the fridge was cold. (fridge breaks) Marge can you set the oven to cold?'
'An election!? That's one of those deals where they close the bars isn't it?'
'Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!'
'Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.''
quotes character that said the quote
'Hey Paris I sore a picture of a disgusting part of you on the internet, your face!'
'Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.'
'Operator! Give me the number for 911!'
'Ironic, isn't it Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's
'I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are'
'If he's so smart, how come he's dead?'
'Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.'
'A bloody end for Homer just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now here is how it would look if the police killed him with a barra
'and i'm sitting here pretending to have a stool'
'hello Mrs Bart is the pool ready'
'This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since' I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”'
'I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.'
'I'm proud of you, Mom. You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.'
' Well your certainly doing your job today Mr Sun'
'Alright… lets see, first name, first name. Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answers to all the important questions. Call me ..............'

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