Television Quiz / Patrick or Einstein

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Can you determine whether the listed quotes were said by Patrick Star or Albert Einstein?

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One is an idiot, the other is a genius. Which one are you?
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QuoteAnswer either 'P' or 'E'Episode (Patrick quotes only)
'If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales.'
'People used to tell me: 'You'll never amount to anything, you'll always have your head in the clouds' Well, just look at me now!'
'Knowledge can never replace friendship.'
'There is no right or wrong when it comes to that stuff. There just either ‘is’ or there ‘isn’t.'
'Being grown up is boring.'
'Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.'
'The value of achievement lies in the achieving.'
'A creative outlet provides a spiritual release and helps facilitate a healthy mental balance.'
'An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.'
'If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.'
'I've been waking up, eating, sleeping, waking up, eating, sleeping, waking up, eating, sleeping for my whole life without a rest.'
'Why is it that nobody understands me, yet everybody likes me?'
'I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.'
'I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.'
'When my parents threw me out of the house, I never looked back.'
'The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.'
'Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.'
'It is wrong to harness nature in such a barbaric manner.'
'I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.'
'Imagination is more important than knowledge.'

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