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Can you determine whether the listed quotes were said by Patrick Star or Albert Einstein?

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QuoteAnswer either 'P' or 'E'Episode (Patrick quotes only)
'Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.'
'If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.'
'The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.'
'Knowledge can never replace friendship.'
'It is wrong to harness nature in such a barbaric manner.'
'An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.'
'I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.'
'There is no right or wrong when it comes to that stuff. There just either ‘is’ or there ‘isn’t.'
'The value of achievement lies in the achieving.'
'Imagination is more important than knowledge.'
'I've been waking up, eating, sleeping, waking up, eating, sleeping, waking up, eating, sleeping for my whole life without a rest.'
'I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.'
'I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.'
'Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.'
'When my parents threw me out of the house, I never looked back.'
'A creative outlet provides a spiritual release and helps facilitate a healthy mental balance.'
'If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales.'
'Why is it that nobody understands me, yet everybody likes me?'
'People used to tell me: 'You'll never amount to anything, you'll always have your head in the clouds' Well, just look at me now!'
'Being grown up is boring.'

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