Jim (sits down at desk, dressed as Dwight):
That's kinda blurry.
Jim (sits down at desk, dressed as Dwight):
That's kinda blurry.
Jim (sits down at desk, dressed as Dwight):
That's kinda blurry.
Jim (puts on glasses resembling Dwight's):
That's better.
Jim (puts on glasses resembling Dwight's):
That's better.
Jim (to Dwight):
Question: What kind of bear is best?
Jim (to Dwight):
Question: What kind of bear is best?
Jim (to Dwight):
Question: What kind of bear is best?
Jim (to Dwight):
Question: What kind of bear is best?
Jim (to Dwight):
Question: What kind of bear is best?
Jim (to Dwight):
Question: What kind of bear is best?
Jim (to Dwight):
Question: What kind of bear is best?
Dwight:
That's a ridiculous question.
Dwight:
That's a ridiculous question.
Dwight:
That's a ridiculous question.
Dwight:
That's a ridiculous question.
Jim:
False. Black bear.
Jim:
False. Black bear.
Jim:
False. Black bear.
Dwight:
Well, that's debatable.
Dwight:
Well, that's debatable.
Dwight:
Well, that's debatable.
Dwight:
There are basically two schools of thought.
Dwight:
There are basically two schools of thought.
Dwight:
There are basically two schools of thought.
Dwight:
There are basically two schools of thought.
Dwight:
There are basically two schools of thought.
Dwight:
There are basically two schools of thought.
Dwight:
There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim (cutting off Dwight):
Fact: Bears eat beets.
Jim (cutting off Dwight):
Fact: Bears eat beets.
Jim (cutting off Dwight):
Fact: Bears eat beets.
Jim (cutting off Dwight):
Fact: Bears eat beets.
Jim:
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Jim:
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Jim:
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Jim:
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight:
Bears do not...
Dwight:
Bears do not...
Dwight:
Bears do not...
Dwight (realizing something is wrong):
What is going on?
Dwight (realizing something is wrong):
What is going on?
Dwight (realizing something is wrong):
What is going on?
Dwight (realizing something is wrong):
What is going on?
Dwight (frantically):
What are you doing?
Dwight (frantically):
What are you doing?
Dwight (frantically):
What are you doing?
Dwight (frantically):
What are you doing?
Jim (in confessional):
Last week, I was in a drugstore,
Jim (in confessional):
Last week, I was in a drugstore,
Jim (in confessional):
Last week, I was in a drugstore,
Jim (in confessional):
Last week, I was in a drugstore,
Jim (in confessional):
Last week, I was in a drugstore,
Jim (in confessional):
Last week, I was in a drugstore,
Jim (in confessional):
Last week, I was in a drugstore,
Jim:
and I saw these glasses.
Jim:
and I saw these glasses.
Jim:
and I saw these glasses.
Jim:
and I saw these glasses.
Jim:
and I saw these glasses.
Jim:
Four dollars.
Jim:
Four dollars.
Jim:
And it only cost me seven dollars
Jim:
And it only cost me seven dollars
Jim:
And it only cost me seven dollars
Jim:
And it only cost me seven dollars
Jim:
And it only cost me seven dollars
Jim:
And it only cost me seven dollars
Jim:
And it only cost me seven dollars
Jim:
to recreate the rest of the ensemble,
Jim:
to recreate the rest of the ensemble,
Jim:
to recreate the rest of the ensemble,
Jim:
to recreate the rest of the ensemble,
Jim:
to recreate the rest of the ensemble,
Jim:
to recreate the rest of the ensemble,
Jim:
to recreate the rest of the ensemble,
Jim:
and that's a grand total of...
Jim:
and that's a grand total of...
Jim:
and that's a grand total of...
Jim:
and that's a grand total of...
Jim:
and that's a grand total of...
Jim:
and that's a grand total of...
Jim (uses his watch's calculator):
eleven dollars.
Jim (uses his watch's calculator):
eleven dollars.
Dwight (calmly, back in the office):
You know what?
Dwight (calmly, back in the office):
You know what?
Dwight (calmly, back in the office):
You know what?
Dwight:
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Dwight:
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Dwight:
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Dwight:
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Dwight:
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Dwight:
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Dwight:
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Dwight:
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Dwight:
So I thank you.
Dwight:
So I thank you.
Dwight:
So I thank you.
Dwight:
So I thank you.
Dwight (sees Jim's bobblehead):
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!
Dwight (sees Jim's bobblehead):
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!
Dwight (sees Jim's bobblehead):
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!
Dwight (sees Jim's bobblehead):
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!
Dwight (sees Jim's bobblehead):
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!
Dwight (sees Jim's bobblehead):
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!
Dwight (sees Jim's bobblehead):
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!
Dwight:
Millions of families suffer every year!
Dwight:
Millions of families suffer every year!
Dwight:
Millions of families suffer every year!
Dwight:
Millions of families suffer every year!
Dwight:
Millions of families suffer every year!
Dwight:
Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim:
Michael!
Dwight:
Oh, that's funny.
Dwight:
Oh, that's funny.
Dwight:
Oh, that's funny.
Dwight:
Michael!
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