| Quote | Episode |
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| 'Don’t get mad at me. Don’t you do that. I had to. I had to look out for you. That’s my job!'. (Dean, Season 2) | |
| 'I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's or you get filleted by a hooker from God'. (Dean, Season 2) | |
| 'I've got demon blood in me, Dean. This disease pumping through my veins and I can't ever rip it out or scrub it clean. I'm a whole new level of freak'. (Sam, Season 4) | |
| 'I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot'. (Dean, Season 1) | |
| SAM: 'It has the powers of a god. Or... of a trickster'. DEAN: 'Yeah. And the sense of humor of a nine-year-old'. (Season 5) | |
| 'If it's any consolation, you're the illegitimate half brother of the guy we do care about'. (Zachariah, Season 5) | |
| 'Check the freezer. Maybe there's some human hearts behind the Häägen Daz or something'.(Sam, Season 2) | |
| 'Dude, stow the touchy-feely-self-help-yoga crap. It's not helping!'(Dean, Season 1) | |
| 'We are so screwed'. (Dean, Season 2) | |
| 'Their sons are back from the future to save them from an angel gone Terminator? Come on, those movies haven't even come out yet'. (Dean, Season 5) | |
| 'You just punched a Cupid!' (Sam, Season 5) | |
| 'My name is Dean Winchester. I am an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone'. (Dean, Season 2) | |
| 'This 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important car... no, the most important object in pretty much the whole universe'. (Chuck, Season 5) | |
| 'Nothing. It's just that, well you know, Mr. Gung-Ho Christmas, might have to blow away Santa'. (Sam, Season 3) | |
| 'This isn't personal. I'm not a killer, Dean. I'm a hunter. And your brother's fair game'. (Gordon, Season 2) | |
| 'Yeah? You ever seen exploding eyeballs?'.(Dean, Season 1) | |
| 'We search out things that want to kill us, yeah, huh, or eat us. You know who does that? Crazy people. We are insane'. (Dean, Season 4) | |
| 'Next time you want to get laid… find a girl that's not so buckets of crazy, huh?'. (Dean, Season 1) | |
| 'See you in five years, Dean'. (Lucifer, Season 5) | |
| 'Oh right -- Sam. Everyone says he's the brains of the outfit'. (Casey, Season 3) | |
| 'Don’t feel too bad, Sam. There’s only five things in all of creation that that gun can’t kill, and I just happen to be one of them'. (Lucifer, Season 5) | |
| 'I think he wants us to pick up where he left off, you know, saving people, hunting things. The family business'.(Dean, Season 1) | |
| 'Think Hannibal Lecter and his half-wit little brother!'. (Henricksen, Season 3) | |
| ' Don't worry, Sam. I promise I won't trade you for smokes'. (Dean, Season 2) | |
| 'Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is going to sell like hotcakes'. (Dean, Season 4) | |
| 'I just talked to an 84-year old grandmother who's having phone sex with her husband who died in Korea'. (Dean Season 3) | |
| 'I lost my shoe'. (Sam, Season 3) | |
| 'It's like the good old days! An honest-to-goodness monster hunt! It's about time the Winchesters got back to tackling a straightforward, black-and-white case'. (Dean, Season 4) | |
| SAM: 'Dude, dude, I'm not using this ID!' DEAN:' Why not?' SAM: 'Because it says 'bikini inspector' on it!'.(Season 1) | |
| 'Killing this demon comes first. Before me, before everything'. (John, Season 1) | |
| LISA:' You're not trying to ask me if he's yours?' DEAN: 'No. No, of course not. He's not, is he?' (Season 3) | |
| 'Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie'. (Dean, Season 2) | |
| 'My Daddy shot your Daddy in the head'. (Sam, Season 2) | |
| 'Brains trumps legs apparently'. (Bobby, Season 5) | |
| 'Just your typical haunted campus, alien abduction, alligator in the sewer gig. Yeah, simple'. (Dean, Season 2) | |
| | Quote | Episode |
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| 'Middle of Basic Instinct and you bang Sharon Stone'. (Dean, Season 4) | |
| 'Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm going to whack you with a spoon'.(Missouri, Season 1) | |
| 'What's the matter, Sammy? You afraid you gonna get a little Nair in your shampoo again, huh?'. (Dean, Season 1) | |
| 'You're almost hell's b*tch, so you can see hell's other b*tches'. (Bobby, Season 3) | |
| 'Sacrifice us. Which is, I don't know, classier I guess'. (Dean, Season 1) | |
| 'Hunting? I've never been hunting in my life, Dean'. (Sam, Season 2) | |
| 'Demons I get. People are crazy'. (Dean, Season 1) | |
| 'Well, shall we dim the lights and sync up Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon?'. (Dean, Season 3) | |
| 'I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said'.(Dean, Season 3) | |
| SAM: 'Hey, Dad, whatever happened to that college fund?' JOHN: 'Spent it on ammo'. (Season 1) | |
| 'I mean, it's bizarre how y'all [are] able to, to honor Corbett's memory while grossly exploiting the manner of his death. Well done'. (Sam, Season 3) | |
| RUBY: 'The whole world's about to be engulfed in hellfire, and you're here in Magictown, U.S.A.' SAM:' You got something against magic?' (Season 4) | |
| 'Dude, I'm not going to do Fight Club with a 12-year-old' (Sam, Season 4) | |
| 'I'm sitting in a Laundromat, reading about myself... sitting in a Laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts'. (Dean, Season 4) | |
| SAM: 'We're not gonna kill Max'. DEAN: 'Then what? I hand him over to the cops and say 'Lock him up officer he kills with the power of his mind'?!'. ( Season 1) | |
| 'She doesn't like Satan, moron. She likes you'. (Sam, Season 5) | |
| 'Dude, you just got whaled on by Paris Hilton'. (Sam, Season 5) | |
| 'Sammy's always gettin' a little J. Love Hewitt when it comes to this. Me, I don't like 'em. And I sure as hell ain't makin' apologies for 'em'. (Dean, Season 2) | |
| ' 'And it is written that the first demon shall be the last seal.' And you busted her open. Now guess who's coming to dinner' (Ruby, Season 4) | |
| 'Oh, yeah. Life as an angel condom. That's real fun. I think I'll pass, thanks'. (Dean, Season 5) | |
| RAPHAEL: 'Is this funny to you? You're living in a godless universe'. DEAN: 'And? What, you and the other kids just decide to throw an Apocalypse while he's gone?'. (Season 5) | |
| SAM: 'I thought you said Gordon was a good hunter?' ELLEN: 'Yeah, and Hannibal Lecter is a good psychiatrist'. (Season 2) | |
| 'Don't be afraid of the dark? What, are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what's out there!' (Dean, Season 1) | |
| 'Mr. Big-Bad-Prison-Guard Jimmy McMook gives you the slip? Yeah, it's pretty funny'. (Dean, Season 4) | |
| 'I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition'. (Castiel, Season 4) | |
| 'Don't mock my world turtle'. (Zaao Shen, Season 5) | |
| 'Okay. I need a penknife, some dental floss, a sewing needle, and a fifth of whiskey. Stat!'. (Sam, Season 5) | |
| 'You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex'. (Bela, Season 3) | |
| 'I hate witches. They're always spewing their body liquids everywhere. It's creepy. Hell, it's downright unsanitary'. (Dean, Season 3) | |
| 'Must be hard with your sense of direction. Never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line'.(Andrea, Season 1) | |
| 'You know there's a really good hangover remedy; it's a greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray'. (Dean, Season 2) | |
| 'Well, if Satan wants them so bad, he can glue them back together'. (Pestilence, Season 5) | |
| DEAN: 'Planes crash, Sam!' SAM: 'And apparently clowns kill' (Season 2) | |
| 'This body is 100% socially conscious. I recycle. Al Gore would be proud'. (Ruby, Season 4) | |
| 'No, there's more. You cut yourself a slice of angel food cake, didn't you? You did!' (Uriel, Season 4) | |
| | Quote | Episode |
|---|
| 'A hunter rolls into town, kills the monster, saves the girl. Sometimes the girl is thankful'. (Sam, Season 4) | |
| 'I usually like to be warned before I'm violated with Demon tongue'. (Dean, Season 2) | |
| 'Hey Doris? What I'd like is for you to log in more hours at the archery range. You're a terrible shot'. (Sam, Season 3) | |
| ' I don't want some giant, flaming, pissed off teddy on our hands'. (Dean, Season 4) | |
| 'To be frank, the relationship you have with your brother seems dangerously codependent. I think a little time apart will do you both good'. (Dr. Fuller, Season 5) | |
| 'I think i'll pass on the 72 virgins, thanks. I'm not that into prude chicks anyway'. (Dean, Season 2) | |
| CASTIEL: 'The Lord...' DEAN: 'If you say works in mysterious ways so help me I will kick your ass!' (Season 4) | |
| 'Not you, or me. Sam of course is an abomination. We'll have to find someone else'. (Castiel, Season 5) | |
| 'I'm not going to leave Bobby at home with the Bride of Frankenstein'. (Dean, Season 5) | |
| 'Sam, the guy's walking around with my face, ok? It's a little personal, I want to find him!' (Dean, Season 1) | |
| 'Great, we've got a real ghost, and bunch of dudes pretending to be us poking at it'. (Dean, Season 5) | |
| 'Sammy, wherever you are, mom's a babe. I'm going to hell... again'. (Dean, Season 4) | |
| 'You’re a hypocrite, Dean. How did you feel when Dad sold his soul for you? ‘Cause I was there. I remember. You were twisted' (Sam, Season 3) | |
| 'The only thing that makes me more nervous than a pissed-off spirit… is the pissed-off spirit of a psycho killer. (Dean, Season 1) | |
| 'Well, you've been on soul-saving detail for months now. And we're three weeks out and all of a sudden, you're interested in some hot zombie action?'. (Dean, Season 3) | |
| SAM: 'How's the non-violence assembly going?' DEAN:' Apparently shoving a kid's arm into a Cuisinart is not a 'healthy display of anger.''( Season 4) | |
| 'That's funny, John. We're gonna strip the skin from your bones, but that was funny'. (Meg, Season 1) | |
| 'Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody'. (Dean, Season 4) | |
| 'I'm in the middle of nowhere with a killer truck on my ass!' (Dean, Season 1) | |
| 'I only moved here 'cause I just broke up with my fiancée, Madison. But I called her number and I got a damn animal hospital'. (Sam, Season 4) | |
| SAM: 'Did we have to use me as bait?' DEAN: 'Well, yeah, I figured you were more her type; she had pretty crappy taste in guys'.(Season 2) | |
| 'Hang on, let me look it up in my demon detox manual. Oh wait. No-one ever wrote one'. (Bobby, Season 4) | |
| 'You just charged a super-vamped-out Gordon with no weapon. That's a little reckless, don't you think?' (Dean, Season 3) | |
| 'You boys die more than anyone I have ever met'. (Ash, Season 5) | |
| 'That’s ectoplasm. Well, Sam, I think I know what we’re dealing with here. It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man'. (Dean, Season 2) | |
| 'He full-on Obi-Wanned me! It's mind control, man!'. (Dean, Season 2) | |
| 'Ugly ass thing... If you ask me, we're doing the art world a favor'. (Dean, Season 1) | |
| CASTIEL: 'You need to be more careful'. DEAN: 'You need to learn how to manage a damn devil's trap'. (Season 4) | |
| 'Well, Matt Damon just picked up a broom and started sweeping'.(Sam, Season 2) | |
| DEAN: 'Try New Mexico. I hear he's on a tortilla'. CASTIEL: 'No, he's not on any flatbread'. (Season 5) | |
| 'That's it! Next time, I get to watch the cute girl's house'. (Dean, Season 1) | |
| 'So you found some beetles, in a hole, in the ground. That's shocking, Sam!' (Dean, Season 1) | |
| 'You see, Brady, we’re the ones you should be afraid of' (Dean, Season 5) | |
| 'Why was I immune?' (Sam, Season 2) | |
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