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Can you name the (joke) Confucius Saying?

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Confucius Says
House without toilet is
Man who pushes piano down mine shaft gets tone of
Man who gets kicked in testicles is left
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf
Man who walks sideways through airport turnstile going to
Man who run in front of car get
Man who run behind car get
Confucius Says
War not determine who is right, war determine who is
Man who stand on toilet is high on
Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4
Baseball is wrong, man with 4 balls cannot
Man who yells at woman during day gets no
He who put face in punch bowl get
If you want pretty nurse you have to be

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Created Oct 24, 2010ReportNominate
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