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'Everybody forgives everybody for everything.'
'There's been an accident. The new hearse is totaled. Your father is dead. Your father is dead, and my pot roast is ruined.'
'Angel lust. You can be dead, but you're never really dead.'
'What am I, some knocked-up Victorian waif that has to stay hidden from view?'
'I wish that just once people wouldn't act like the clichés that they are.'
'No mistake, you guys are undertakers. You take every **** feeling you have, put it in a box and bury it.'
'Okay, don't say gay-dar.'
'You know what I find interesting? If you lose a spouse, you're called a widow or a widower. If you're a child and you lose your parents, then you're an orphan. But what's the word
'Everything's bad for something.'
'That little Indian bitch turned herself in so that she wouldn't come back as a rodent.'
'We despise ourselves so much that we consider our own point of view as trivial. But that's bullshit! That's your father talking!'
'This is an unusually gassy family!'
'It's possible that we were too loud, yes.'
'Who in the world would send you feces in the mail?'
'Here's a poem dedicated to every guy I've ever been with: 'Your Penis Is Kinda Nice, Too Bad You're Attached to It!''
'I don't know. I think asexual people are asexual because they don't wanna come out of the closet.'
'I could have sworn he was gay. He's knitting!'
'I could never send you poo! Ever!'
'Oh, Brenda's feeling eggy.'
'Don't lie to my dog!'
'Why didn't you tell me you were gay, bitch?'
'George, history is not what really happened. History is some stupid war-mongering patriarchal idea of what happened! Who gives a **** about that?'
'Right. Get in line. Nobody has normal healthy relationships. My theory, which l have yet to put into practice, is to pick someone slightly less crazier than you are.'
'I have colitis.'
'I know, Rico, 'cause you were boring.'
'What do you think? You can do anything, you lucky bastard, you're alive! What's a little pain compared to that?'
'I'm glad today sucked, because I wouldn't want the happiest day of our life to be over already, would you?'
'Just leave me alone so I can shrivel up in peace.'
'My arm is numb … Numb arm … numb arm … narm! … Narm!'
'Stop listening to the static.'
'You know, they still bring the wounded soldiers back at night, so the press can't even film it and nobody sees. American soldiers are still getting **** up every day, and they d
'This is a hard day, and we're all very upset. The loss of a young person is always a terrible blow. But in this case, it's even more cruel because Nate was an idealist, and he str
'You say there's a reason that Grandma lost her legs and there's a reason there's war and tsunamis and there's a reason that George **** Bush got reelected?'
'I thought he was special, not retarded special.'
'Quit trying to be some **** hausfrau, all right? You're a rebel. You're a freak. We're never gonna be a real family no matter what you sauté!'
'He did not intend to finance you while you play house with a crazy person!'
'Everyone should drop an organ. After the first shock, it's positively liberating!'
'The world is ending out there, and people are just getting cosmetic surgery and watching debutantes get screwed up the ass.'
'If you take humans out of nature, then all there are left with is human nature.'
'You can't take a picture of this. It's already gone.'

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