[Agent J:] Look, I know you're a little scared. And I'm gonna keep it real with you, I'm a little scared too. [Agent K:] I'm not scared.
[Agent J:] Let's put it on. [Agent K:] What?
Now, have you removed all you jewelry?
Kid? While you were off licking stamps I saved the world from a Crelon invasion.
Yo! People! We got a bug in the electrical system!
You don't remember me, but we used to work together.
You didn't neuralize another one?
Does that come standard?
You ever used this thing before?
Thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would have been EATEN. 'Cause you don't listen! You're ignorant! How's a man gonna come crashin' through the back of a subway win - that's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers! 'Oh no, we've seen it all!' 'Oh no, a 600 foot worm, save us Mr. Black Man!' I ask you nicely to move forward to the next car, y'all just sit there like...
Larry just made a decision.
Hey, man, she's a witness to a crime, that's it.
Whoo! Flushed! Yeah, man, back when you was an agent, you used to love gettin' flushed. Yeah, every Saturday night, you'd be like 'flush me, J! Flush me!' and I'd be like 'Naw... '
Yes! You brought me to a public place so I wouldn't make a scene!
Guys, before we start the tape, one more thing - what's up with anal probing? I mean, do they really come billions of light years just to...
You want some mini-pizzas? It's just mini-bagels with pizza stuff on them. She can put a little Fontina on it. She has Palsy and... they're good.
Didn't your mother ever get you a Gameboy?
There's a huge rat in the toilet, it's all stopped up so you're gonna have to pee in the sink...
You did not see a room full of shiny weapons, you did not see four alien night crawlers. You will love and cherish each other for the rest of your life.