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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
What are you buttinskies doing here?
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Prop Department?
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
My babies. Did you miss me?
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Burn baby, burn!
Close your gills.
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Waugh waugh!
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
So where are all the children?
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Take away that ravenous panther!
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
What slander! Fah!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Rats with wings do your thing.

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