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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Rats with wings do your thing.
Burn baby, burn!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Those names are not for prying eyes.
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
My babies. Did you miss me?
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
What slander! Fah!
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
Close your gills.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
No, just give you a splitting headache.
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Prop Department?
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Waugh waugh!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Take away that ravenous panther!
What are you buttinskies doing here?
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
So where are all the children?
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!

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