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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
Take away that ravenous panther!
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
My babies. Did you miss me?
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
So where are all the children?
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
What slander! Fah!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Rats with wings do your thing.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
No, just give you a splitting headache.
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Burn baby, burn!
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Waugh waugh!
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Prop Department?
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Those names are not for prying eyes.
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Close your gills.
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.

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