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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
So where are all the children?
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Close your gills.
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Take away that ravenous panther!
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
What slander! Fah!
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Waugh waugh!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
My babies. Did you miss me?
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
Burn baby, burn!
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Prop Department?
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Rats with wings do your thing.
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Shut up, you feline floozy!
No, just give you a splitting headache.
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?

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