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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Waugh waugh!
What slander! Fah!
I saw her first...gotta fly!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
My babies. Did you miss me?
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Prop Department?
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
So where are all the children?
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Burn baby, burn!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Take away that ravenous panther!
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
Rats with wings do your thing.
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Close your gills.

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