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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Take away that ravenous panther!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Rats with wings do your thing.
Close your gills.
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
What slander! Fah!
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
So where are all the children?
Burn baby, burn!
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
Waugh waugh!
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
My babies. Did you miss me?
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Prop Department?
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.

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