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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
My babies. Did you miss me?
So where are all the children?
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Waugh waugh!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Close your gills.
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Prop Department?
Take away that ravenous panther!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Rats with wings do your thing.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
Burn baby, burn!
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
What slander! Fah!
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Shut up, you feline floozy!
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!

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