Movies Quiz / Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
My babies. Did you miss me?
Close your gills.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
I saw her first...gotta fly!
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
Burn baby, burn!
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Prop Department?
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Waugh waugh!
What slander! Fah!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
So where are all the children?
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
Take away that ravenous panther!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Rats with wings do your thing.
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.

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