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QuoteJoker: (N)icholson or (L)edger
Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?
'Haven't you heard of the healing power of laughter?'
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
Look at you go! Does Harvey know about you and his little bunny?
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!
Winged Freak Terrorizes!? Wait 'til they get a load of me.
And I thought my jokes were bad.
It's me, sugar bumps.'
Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?
You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier!'
And... here... we... go!
Ah! Now that's good work! The skulls... the bodies... you give it all such a glow! I don't know if it's art, but I like it!
I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!
You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.
I know why you choose to have you little group therapy sessions in broad daylight.
TA-DA! It's... It's gone...! Oh, and, by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it.
Hello Vinny, It's your Uncle Bingo. It's time to pay the check!
You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.
'Tell me something my friend, did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?'
You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
'Oh! I got a live one here!'
Maybe we can share one. You know, they'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds.
QuoteJoker: (N)icholson or (L)edger
Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions.
'Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb!'
'Nice Outfit!'
Hey, bat-brain, I mean, I was a kid when I killed your parents. I mean, I say 'I made you' you gotta say 'you made me.' I mean, how childish can you get?
Do I Look like I'm joking?
You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline!
And now, folks, it's time for 'Who do you trust!' Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME
I want... my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!
I'm gonna need a minute or two alone boys.
(mouths:) six?
See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham!
'New, Improved Joker Products! With a new secret ingredient: SMYLEX!'
Oh, excuse me, I want to drive!
It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
Darling, I've got to get you to the church on time.
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high.
Life's been good to me.
Ooohhh. You want to play. Come on!
I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.
Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy...'
As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.
It can be truly said, that I have a bat in my belfry.
I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers?
Sometimes I just kill myself!
QuoteJoker: (N)icholson or (L)edger
It's time to retire! Feel free to drop in!
If we don't deal with this now, soon little, uh, Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?
A little fight in you, I like that.
Here, let me lend you a hand.
'I've got a mind to make some mookie!'
It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?
They don't make 'em like they used to! Do they, eh? Eh, Batsy?
Gentlemen! Let's broaden our minds. Lawrence?
You've changed things... forever.
Nice place you've got here. Lots of space.
Well, Miss Vale, another rooster in the henhouse.
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
Ah, the good cop, bad cop routine?
Remember... you... are my number one... guy!
Well hello beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze.
Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
Ship 'em ALL! We're gonna take 'em out a WHOLE NEW DOOR!
Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets.
Nobody panics when things go 'according to plan.' Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers
This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them!
Why don't you gimme a call when you wanna start taking things a little more seriously. Here's my card.
How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear!'
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

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