There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't.
[Dr. Marvin:] I want some peace and quiet!
[Bob:] Well, I'll be quiet.
You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point! He's never gone!
Baby step onto the elevator...baby step into the elevator...
I'm *in* the elevator.
So, what you're saying is that even though you are an almost-paralyzed, multiphobic personality who is in a constant state of panic, your wife did not leave you, you left her...
[Dr. Marvin:] This is black powder, Bob. One teaspoon of this stuff can blow up a tree stump. There we go!
[Bob:] And how much is this?
You ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting profanity?
But then, after I don't kill you, you'll show up again. And you'll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a schmuck.
But I'm not a schmuck, Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me,
What are we doing?
It reminds me of my favorite poem, which is,
Isn't this a breakthrough, that I'm a sailor? I sail? I sail now?
Hi, I'm Bob.
Hello, Dr. Marvin. The house looks good.
On Wednesday we'll eat Gil... on Thursday we'll eat Bob!
I mean, my Dad just dropped me in the water, without warning me first. I mean, I nearly drowned! My whole life flashed before my eyes!
[Dr. Tomsky:] If you want to be rid of him, just tell him you won't treat him anymore.
[Dr. Marvin:] Catherine, that's easy for you to say. The man is, is like, like human Krazy Glue!
You think Prozac is a mistake?
So the doctor draws trees, 'What do you see?' the guy says 'sex'. The doctor draws a car, owl, 'Sex, sex, sex'. The doctor says to him: 'You're obsessed with sex.'
Why are you always wearing black? What is it with you and this death fixation?
[Dr. Marvin:] That patient, the one who called before, he committed suicide.
[Lily:] Oh, Leo how terrible.
So the real question is, what is the crisis Bob? What is it you're truly afraid of?
Good morning Gil!
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