| Quote | Player/Manager |
|---|
| 'Which one of you is Simon Bird?' | |
| 'Although I am not a vain person I believe I am the best footballer in the whole world' | |
| 'If I had it in my power to introduce a ban on women driving cars and to withdraw all their licences, I would do it without thinking twice' | |
| 'My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7' | |
| 'I think we make mistakes when we are down and our spirit has to come back and learn. That’s why there's certain people born into the world with terrible physical problems' | |
| 'I will be watching 24 tonight. What a character Jack Bauer is. I wouldn't mind him having him in my team. He would do a great job at the back.' | |
| 'I didn't see that particular incident' | |
| 'I'd love it if we beat them, love it'' | |
| 'One accusation you can’t throw at me is that I’ve always done my best.” | |
| 'Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one.' | |
| 'I am looking forward to seeing some sexy football tonight' | |
| ''Sometimes in football you have to score goals' | |
| “It’s getting tickly now - squeaky-bum time, I call it”. | |
| 'Its a f****** disgrace!' | |
| 'He was shouting back and I didn't know what he was saying but he started arguing and I thought he was going to hit me. So that's why I threw a punch.' | |
| 'I couldn't settle in Italy, it was like living in a foreign country' | |
| 'It was very personal things about my mama, my sister. I tried not to listen but he kept repeating the words. I'd rather have been punched in the face than have to hear those words | |
| We are not just, errrrr - how you shay - underdogs, but masshive underdogs' | |
