Geography Quiz / Conan O'Brien Hates My Homeland: A - C

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Can you name the countries Conan is insulting (letters A - C)?

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Conan's PunchlineCountry
If there was ever an argument for the death penalty, it's chicken smuggling.
Congratulations for your candidacy for the EU. Imagine if that comes through, it could employ two, maybe three people.
Cocoa, sugar, and mass killings. Are you a country or a Willy Wonka nightmare?
Believe it or not, you can use oil for more than just killing seals.
Hey, call me when your life expectancy catches up with your inflation rate.
Where 'high-tech' means you've got a radio on your homemade raft.
The country that explains why Kafka never wrote a happy story.
All that coffee in a country with no reason to wake up.
Not to be mistaken for the macaroon, a small chewy cookie...with a longer life expectancy.
If you can hear this, your television isn't underwater. Congratulations!
If you're gonna be in prison, it might as well be for no reason.
Where the Mediterranean climate makes it a joy to spend each day mining asbestos.
Clay, sand, and chalk: your richest natural resources are what a toddler throws up after a big day at preschool.
It took you eight years to beat France.
The good news is, it's finally legal to get a divorce. The bad news is, who gets the active volcano and who gets the 55,000 square miles of lifeless desert.
Thanks for giving us a place to dump our potheads.
A thriving center of trade and culture...until 2000 BC.
So bad, the gorillas learn sign language for 'poach me.'
Home to more than 800 species of unregulated breast implants.
There simply isn't a more beautiful sail by on your way to Jamaica.
Conan's PunchlineCountry
The perfect getaway for people who love Kosovo, but hate the working phone service.
The bad news is, there's a new article about everyone farming opium. The good news is, you can't read.
In the traditional tribal language, that [first word of country name] for 'land of' and [second part of country name] for 'people who want to get the hell out of [country name].'
Millions visit your island refuel their planes.
Remember kids, you must be at least nine years old to overthrow the government.
Get your camera; they're paving a road!
It takes a lot of rum to forget your major export is crawfish.
So what if you misplaced a little weapons-grade uranium? The important thing is keeping track of all those hand-made doileys and goat hair rugs.
Diamonds are forever; too bad your people check out at 35.
With massive overpopulation threatening the globe, [country citizens] maintain a population of less than 35 million. How do they do it? Zero sex appeal.
How does it feel, being Luxembourg's b****?
So they took away your freedom of the press? Who needs it when your only headline is '[Country] Continues to Suck?'
Keep practicing those voodoo spells and maybe someday, you'll be as rich as Rwanda.
How many temples does it take before you guys realize God isn't listening?
On a list of the world's purchasing power, you're ranked 222. Did I mention there are only 190 countries?
You'll come for the enticing beauty of the Caribbean Sea. You'll stay because you've been kidnapped and locked in the trunk of a dodge dart.
The only European country to never successfully invade Belgium.
Nothing spells a bright future like signing your peace accord in Dayton, Ohio.
Good news: Ustad Ali Khan is headlining the Locust Plague Festival

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