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QUIZ: Ridiculous mayors, ridiculous quotes. Who said it, Mayor Ford or Quimby?

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“Let’s call a spade a spade. The left would have taken it and just wanted to spend it on crazy, stupid things like more social programs ...”
“You are tampering with forces you can't understand, we have major corporations sponsoring this event.”
“Oh my god, I never want to hurt a bike. That’s the last thing I want to do, precious little bikes.”
“You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass. Now beat it! I'm calling the shots.”
“I will retract the word ‘ass.’ ”
“Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?”
“I’m as clean as the days are long.”
“People don't want to see their mayor stuck in an office all the time, they want to see him right at their door.”
“Now on to the next item, the proposal for putting term limits on public office. All those in favor say, ‘I have sex with animals.’ ”
“I ordered the re-opening of this prison to send a message to the criminals of [name of city]. If you commit a violent crime in my town, you are going to end up here. To demonstr
QuoteMayor
“Tuesday, Nov. 27, I’m going to be playing hooky from City Hall.”
“Those Oriental people work like dogs. … They're slowly taking over.”
“I'm sick of you people, you’re nothing but a pack of fickle mush heads.”
“Water is the healthiest form of liquid.”
“By the way, this woman is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her. I'm telling you this because I'm comfortable with my womanizing.'
“I’d love to see us sell the zoo and make money on it if we can. ... Keep the elephants here and take it from there.”
“It’s hard to hide 300 pounds of fun.”
“We'll blow up our dams, destroy forests, anything! If there's a species of animal causing problems, nosing around your camera, we'll have it wiped out.”
“Very well, if that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow.”
“Demand? Who are you to demand anything? I run this town. You’re just a bunch of low-income nobodies.”

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