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Ridiculous mayors, ridiculous quotes. Who said it, Mayor Ford or Quimby?

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“By the way, this woman is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her. I'm telling you this because I'm comfortable with my womanizing.'
“Those Oriental people work like dogs. … They're slowly taking over.”
“Very well, if that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow.”
“Demand? Who are you to demand anything? I run this town. You’re just a bunch of low-income nobodies.”
“It’s hard to hide 300 pounds of fun.”
“You are tampering with forces you can't understand, we have major corporations sponsoring this event.”
“Water is the healthiest form of liquid.”
“Let’s call a spade a spade. The left would have taken it and just wanted to spend it on crazy, stupid things like more social programs ...”
“You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass. Now beat it! I'm calling the shots.”
“Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?”
“We'll blow up our dams, destroy forests, anything! If there's a species of animal causing problems, nosing around your camera, we'll have it wiped out.”
“Now on to the next item, the proposal for putting term limits on public office. All those in favor say, ‘I have sex with animals.’ ”
“I will retract the word ‘ass.’ ”
“I’d love to see us sell the zoo and make money on it if we can. ... Keep the elephants here and take it from there.”
“I'm sick of you people, you’re nothing but a pack of fickle mush heads.”
“Tuesday, Nov. 27, I’m going to be playing hooky from City Hall.”
“People don't want to see their mayor stuck in an office all the time, they want to see him right at their door.”
“I ordered the re-opening of this prison to send a message to the criminals of [name of city]. If you commit a violent crime in my town, you are going to end up here. To demonstr
“I’m as clean as the days are long.”
“Oh my god, I never want to hurt a bike. That’s the last thing I want to do, precious little bikes.”

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