What are you being so mean for, Miss? A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature / Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.
I'd describe myself as a contact man. I keep contact between Matuschek and the customers... on a bicycle / Do you mean, an errand boy? / Dr, do I call you a pill-peddler?
All I want's the money / Sure, sure, just the money, and the aristocratic pleasure of seeing him fall apart. You're a Roman, Bert. You have to win them all.
That wasn't a very nice thing to say, Martha / That wasn't WHAT?/ A very nice thing to say / Oh, I like your anger.
Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money?/ It's true / Then what do you want to marry him for?/ I want to marry him for YOUR money.
The last time I was in this room there were four beds here / Please! I'm not interested in your private life, Henderson.
Why should you carry other people's bags? / Well, that's my business, Madame / That's no business. That's social injustice / That depends on the tip.
You ain't gonna have a minute's peace / Do you promise?
Only for the moment, I'm not interested in myself / Not interested in yourself? Red, you're fascinated. You're far and away your favorite person in the world.
Can I help? / Only by going away / No, no, no, no. My father always taught me, never desert a lady in trouble. He even carried that as far as marrying Mother.
Who'd want me after what I've done?/ Listen, when women go wrong, men go right after them.
You're just going to have to trust me about this one thing. You need a lot of drinks / To break the ice?/ To kill the bug that you have up your ass
Sorta wish you hadn't done that, Hildy / Done what?/ Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
Judging from your eyes, I'd say you were fifty / Judging from your eyes, I'd say you were kind, so so much for eyes
Why do you want to dance? / Why do you want to live?
Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level / Wow Richard, you've really opened my eyes to what a loser I am. How much do I owe you for those pearls of wisdom?
You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me ...with nothin' / Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
But in reason! Haven't you done as much as God can reasonably want?/ Well, finally... it isn't a matter of reason. Finally, it's a matter of love.
The trouble is Shannon...I caught the vibrations between you two / Mrs Faulks, I'm a New England spinster who is pushing 40 / Well, who the hell isn't?
You never expect anything, so you're never disappointed / You're a bitter little lady / It's a bitter little world full of sad surprises and you don't let people hurt you.
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