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Can you name the Doctor Who episodes by quote?

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This quiz pertains to the 2005-present Doctor Who.
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QuoteEpisode TitleSpeaker
Alright then I have questions, but number one is this: what, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Buy me a drink first
Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish.'
Look at the hairs on the back of my manly, hairy hand
If you are an alien how come you sound like you're from the North?
Why am I handcuffed... why do you even have handcuffs?
There's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Would someone let her in and give her a jumper?
I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.
A big, flashy-lighty thing. That's what brought me here. Big, flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually, but give me time... and a crayon
I don't know. Isn't that brilliant? I love not knowing! Keeps me on my toes
This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff
I am definitely a madman with a box
Nine hundred years of time and space and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.
I'm not sure if it's Marxism in action or a West End musical
It's like living inside a bouncy castle!
This planet is amazing! Televisions in their stomachs, now that's evolution.
He is too skinny for words. You give him a hug, you get a papercut.
He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures... and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved.
There's one thing you don't put in a trap if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow.
If someone's collecting aliens that makes you exhibit A.
Oh my god, I'm the tin dog!
Usually called 'The Doctor.' Or 'The Caretaker.' Or 'get off this planet.' Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn't a name.
Wait until you read book seven. Oh, I cried!
Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooh, this could be a little more sonic'?
I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon... in Cardiff!
Biting's excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner
QuoteEpisode TitleSpeaker
I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.
You're mister thick thickity thick face from Thicktown, Thickannia. And so is your Dad!
God, you're skinny. This wouldn't fit a rat.
She's a feral child. I bought her for sixpence in old London town.
You're not mating with me, sunshine!
Good Evening. I am a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.
It's not like we could drive across country and find Enid Blyton having tea with Noddy! Could we? Noddy's not real, is he?
I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but you know what? I am good.
The good things don’t always soften the bad, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself
If there's one thing you shouldn't have done... you shouldn't have let me press all those buttons. But, in fairness, I will give you one word of advice: Run!
If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.
Crying Roman with a baby: definitely cool.
Worst rescue ever!
I want you safe. My Doctor, protected from the false god
If you were that old and that kind and the very last of your kind, you couldn't just stand there and watch children cry
Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.
Deluded. Bless. I'll have to trade her in. Do you need anyone? She's very good at tea. Well, when I say 'very good' I mean not bad. Well, I say 'not bad'
You've got a screwdriver! Go build a cabinet!
A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.
I made him say 'comfy chairs'.
Don't you think she looks tired?
I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye
Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves.

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