Television Quiz / George Costanza Quotes Pt. 2 (hard)

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Can you name the George Constanza Quotes Pt. 2 (hard)?

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Kramer, listen to me. I'm never gonna have a child. If I lose this ___ ___ ___, that's it for me.
Well... I put a lot of thought into this and I think I would like you to sign a ____ ____
Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie _____ _____ _____ _____
I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate, _____ ____ _____ _____!
No one gives us _____ _____. We're Yankees!
'Why do you want to convert to this religion my son?' George - I really like ____ ____
Elaine: Should I do it, George? George: For 50 bucks? I'd put my _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____
He purposely mispronounced my name. Instead of saying 'Costanza' he'd say ____ ____ ____ those hip musicians with their _____ shoes!
_____ _____ _____ _____ is just like sex. Why should I pay for it when if I apply myself, I might be able to get it for free?
If you take everything I've accomplished in my life and condense it down to _____ _____, it looks decent!
This woman thinks I'm very funny and now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald man with glasses who ____ ____ ____ ____ ____.
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I was free and clear. I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a _____ _____ _____ the size of a car battery.
Susan has this doll collection and one of the dolls looks exactly like _____ _____. She likes to sleep with it.
I'm going to keep seeing the _____ woman.
Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my _____?
Back in college, they used to call me the _____ _____.
Hey, believe me, _____ will catch on. When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? Who do you think's gonna be the first ones getting a tour of the ship?
I think she finds my _____ charming.
I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes. Nobody was there. They're supposed to be working. My mother had a _____ magazine; I started leafing
Her back went out. She's gotta be there for a couple of days. All she said on the way over in the car was, 'Why, George, why?!' I said, '_____ _____ _____!
Bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents don't approach _____ _____.
Bernie Williams: We won the World Series! George: Yeah... _____ _____ _____!
Seemingly, seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression. What looked like pushing...what looked like knocking down...was a _____ _____!

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