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Can you complete this word ladder containing words missing from Steven Wright one-liners?

 Plays Quiz Updated Jun 30, 2015

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Hint4-Letter Word
'I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a _____ about everything.'
The EPL, for short
What a hunter hunts
Songz or Anastasio of music
City that fell to an hollow horse
A speed for a horse
Sound a horn makes
Santa's dark covering
'I spilled ____ remover on my dog. He's gone now.'
You can take this in the arm, across the bow, or in the dark
A small boutique or what you do at one
'After they make styrofoam, what do they _____ it in?'
This can be found inside a cookie
Paper holder
The sound a horse makes when walking
A place where chickens may be kept
One go around the track
The money stolen from a robbery
What your keys are when you can't find them
Craig and Angie each have a popular one online
This might be hiding in your belly button
Partner of hook and sinker
Hint4-Letter Word
Scurvy-preventing fruit
'Everywhere is walking distance if you have the ____.'
A spare one might be found in your trunk
The weight of an empty container
To peel the outer layer of something
'I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't ____ anywhere near the place.'
Twain or Zuckerberg, e.g.
Zorro and Batman wear one
The pole on a sailboat that carries the sail
'I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so ____'
To break wind
Some, but not all of something
Lively, chic, or saucy
Amanda who starred in 'The Whole Nine Yards'
'Hermits have no _____ pressure'
This leads out from the shore into a body of water
Pecan, key lime, and pizza, e.g.
'___ Irae', Latin hymn meaning Day of Wrath
Lowers the light
FDR is featured on this coin
'If you were going to shoot a _____, would you use a silencer?'

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