All I remember about the last 6 months was giving a lecture at Villanova.
Laser wart removal?
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
They gave me a choice: jail, the army, or apologize to the judge and the old lady.
And he survived to make it back to Springfield to become the fine educator we salute tonight.
Principal Skinner?
We're proud to present on the WB,
Brilliant, ha ha.
Homer: Marge, name one successful person who ever lived without air conditioning. Marge: Balzac.
Hmmm, 2 bucks? And it only transports matter?
You want me? Come and get me!
I'd like to buy your deadliest gun, please.
But surely you can't put a price on your family's lives?
It coulda been a real ugly situation, but
My father never believed in me. Well, I'm not gonna make the same mistake.
Good game, son. Come on, I'm taking you to Hooters.
Is it me or do your plans involve some horrible web of lies?
Surely you children are aware of your Brahman heritage?
Smithers, use the amneisa ray.
Principal Skinner, remember when I found that scorpion in my applesauce and didn't complain.
Homer: No one's calling it an angel, Lisa. If you look carefully you'll notice I never once used the word 'angel.' Lisa: What about that sign right there?
That house is on fire!
This is Wiggum reporting a 3-18:
Kids, your mother is under a lot of stress right now.
Wiggum: Now, um, what did this Christmas thief look like? Bart: Well, he had a glass eye, a wooden leg, a big scar on his cheek.
Is this car $15,000?
A singing family, it's worse than I feared
I'm not going to the bathroom in the backyard.
You wrecked Hitler's car!
Word around here is your game is crooked.
Outsiders have kidnapped some of our property. We must respond with our deadliest weapon.
The Leader knows how miserable you, Marge, Lisa, Bart and Maggie are.
Order! Order! Do you kids want to be like the real UN
Remember, Otto. We're trusting you with our greatest natural resource.
What do we need church shoes for, Jesus wore sandals.
And bring us the finest food you got stuffed with the second finest.
You're up to something aren't you?
Congratulations, Homer. The plan worked perfectly.
Simpson gene? That's just foolishness!
I'm strongly opposed to Proposition umm 3-3-0-5...
Now whose calculator can tell me what 7 times 8 is?
That's where I saw the leprechaun!
I'm a man of few words. Any questions?
Ich bin ein Berliner.
Ah, Simpson, you're like the son I never had.
Alright people, listen up. The harder you push,
Mr. Simpson, this government computer can process over nine tax returns per day. Did you really think you could fool it?
Mr. Burns: Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks? Smithers: There's no maybe about it, sir.
That crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again.
Aye!
Wake up, Homer. Those bars are just junk.
I know I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there,
Are you sure you don't want to go to the doctor? I mean, a drawbridge did close on your head.
Marge, can we trade?
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