What did the potato say to the chip?
What do you call a skating potato who's tight with money?
What's brown and goes up and down?
Why was the potato in court?
Why did the man rest a crisp on his knee?
Which day do potatoes hate?
Why did the farmer plough her field with a steamroller?
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
Why do potatoes make great crime fighters?
What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?
Why did I win the potato-hiding-contest?
What do you call a lazy spud?
Why did the potato salad blush?
What do you get after a potato rain storm?
What do you call a fake potato?
What's a potato's favourite TV show?
Did you hear about that potato that had its head chopped off?
What do you call a potato that's spinning around?
Saw some crisps strolling down the road and offered them a lift.
Why does everyone love sweet potatoes?
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