If that thing had nine lives, he just spent 'em all. Whoo!
Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting.
Fixed the newel post.
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
I don't know, MARGO!
She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know.
I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.
Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that.
Oh dear, did I break wind?
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The little lights... they aren't twinkling.
I know, Art. Thanks for noticing.
What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound.
You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?
Well, I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic.
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
It was an ugly tree anyway.
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