All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so let's try it her way, all right, fatty?
Our handiwork. Shouldn't laugh. They do feel pain. Of a sort.
Whoah! Hello? Can you see the portal gun?
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication. Good job.
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no futher attempt to leave the testing area.
Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up?
I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.
Oh, but I just...have made my actual first mistake...by telling you my plan. Just now.
Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man.
Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect.
They're telling me I oughta stop making these prerecorded messages. That gave me an idea - make more prerecorded messages!
Momentum - a function of mass and velocity - is conserved between portals.
That thing you burnt up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit.
Well, no matter. Because I'm STILL holding all the cards, and guess what? They're all Full Houses!
Welcome to Aperture. You're here because we want the best, and you're it.
I invited your best friend, 'the Companion Cube'.
Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make sense? Just tell me, just say yes.
She's the backbone of this facility. Pretty as a postcard, too
Aw. Bless your little primate brain. I'm not actually in the room with you, am I?
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well-being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa...
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAAY', and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'.
Eventually I'd like to get them to sort of shoot fire at you, moments before crushing you.
Oh, you think you're doing some damage?
I think we can put our differences behind us...for science.
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