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You're gonna need a bigger boat. | |
We rob banks. | |
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. | |
We can teach these barbarians a lesson in Western methods and efficiency that will put them to shame. We'll show them what the British soldier is capable of doing. | |
_____ phone home. | |
It was Beauty killed the Beast. | |
Figure a man's only good for one oath at a time; I took mine to the Confederate States of America. | |
Because I just went gay all of a sudden! | |
By the authority invested in me by Kaiser William II, I now pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution. | |
People gotta talk themselves into law and order before they do anything about it. Maybe because deep down we don't care. They just don't care. | |
They call me Mister Tibbs! | |
I see dead people. | |
All right, Popeye's here! Get your hands on your heads, get off the bar, and get on the wall! | |
*Can you see now? --- Yes, I can see now.* | |
I'd like to make her a little more attractive, how far can you pull back? --- How do you feel about Cleveland? | |
I was cured, all right! | |
It's just like the first time I came here, right? We were talking about automobile insurance, only you were thinking about murder. And I was thinking about that anklet. | |
One final thing I have to do... and then I'll be free of the past. | |
I'm king of the world! | |
Your God has forsaken you. He has no more power than the images I pray to. My gods do not help me; your gods will not help you. | |
I pray that I may never see the desert again. Hear me, God. | |
My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks. | |
There's no place like home. | |
Well, nobody's perfect. | |
Nothin's really been right since Sam the Lion died. | |
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. | |
I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could have been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. | |
Yo, Adrian! | |
What's wrong with the way I talk? What's the big idea? Am I dumb or something? | |
Shut up and deal. | |
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. | |
You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot. | |
You brought music back into the house. I had forgotten. | |
*The Billows Feeding Machine will eliminate the lunch hour, increase your production, and decrease your overhead.* | |
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Well, what do you expect me to do? An honorary stooge like me against the Taylors and Paines and machines and lies? | |
Martha, in my mind you're buried in cement up to the neck. No, up to the nose, it's much quieter. | |
Somebody once wrote: 'Hell is the impossibility of reason.' That's what this place feels like. Hell. | |
My momma always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.' | |
All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. | |
I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps. --- He was drafted. | |
I love the smell of napalm in the morning! | |
I liked you better as a bum. --- I can't help what kind of people you like. | |
Open the pod bay doors, HAL. | |
A murderer would never parade his crime in front of an open window. | |
I am not afraid. They are not afraid. You blow up the wagon, you die. Or we kill you pretty soon. But we are amigos. | |
No, I was sent to Auschwitz because they saw I was afraid. | |
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. | |
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My Sister thanks you. And I thank you. | |
Here's looking at you, kid. | |
Is that you in that beautiful car? Geez, what a waste of machinery! | |
This list... is an absolute good. The list is life. | |
What do you mean I'm funny? | |
*If you lose this war, don't blame me.* | |
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! | |
I'm walking here, I'm walking here! | |
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. | |
Forget it Jake, it's ________. | |
You and me got sense. Them Okies got no sense and no feeling. They ain't human. Human being wouldn't live the way they do. Human being couldn't stand to be so miserable. | |
Listen. No one could teach you to dance in a million years. Take my advice and save your money! | |
Y'all take it easy now! This isn't Dallas, it's ______! They can't do this to us here in _______! Let's show them what we're made of. Come on everybody, sing! | |
*This song of the Man and his Wife is of no place and everyplace; you might hear it anywhere, at any time.* | |
You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children. | |
I've set my laser from stun to kill. --- Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death. | |
Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!' | |
Come on, hit me. Harder. Harder. --- What the f&@# do you want? That's hard. What are you trying to prove? | |
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. | |
A boy's best friend is his mother. | |
Oh this? Well, I like privacy when I retire. Yes, I'm very delicate in that respect. Prying eyes annoy me. Behold the walls of Jericho! | |
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Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. | |
You talkin' to me? | |
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. | |
Tell me I have led a good life... Tell me I'm a good man. | |
No. Not guilty. Not guilty. | |
I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges! | |
Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip! | |
I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this. | |
Heavy. What is it? --- The, uh, stuff dreams are made of. | |
Plastics. | |
______! ______! Come back! | |
May the Force be with you. | |
You know Billy, we blew it. | |
Hey, Sal, how come they ain't no brothas on the wall? | |
Rosebud. | |
Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night! | |
Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. | |
I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know, at one time I think I secretly wanted to be a writer. | |
You can't fool me! There ain't no sanity clause! | |
It's a dangerous story for this paper. | |
Jean Louise. Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing. | |
You gotta hand it to the Navy; they sure trained that kid how to use those hooks. --- They couldn't train him to put his arms around his girl, or to stroke her hair. | |
I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first. | |
I am ________! | |
I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. | |
A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town! | |
Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you. | |
*(Action) The tramp carves up a boot to eat. | |
Magic Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? | |
*Out of the cradle, endlessly rocking...* | |
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way! from you first cigarette your last dyin' days. | |
I don't like the way Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me. | |
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