Well, yeah, I think we should get married!

Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and won!

You don't like the game because you suck at it.

I hate Pottery Barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.

I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her.

Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!

Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.

Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant. I still don't know how that happened.

My motto is, 'Get out before they go down.'

No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.

Oh my god. How cute is the new eye doctor?

Want some jam?

So, uh, what did the insurance company say?

Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.

Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.

Joey, homo sapiens are people.

This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.

How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?

I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.

Okay, now we need the sage branches and the sacramental wine.

You guys, do you know anything about chicks?

I'm sorry your husband cheated on you.

That's a duck.

Wow. You're a really good kisser.

Hey Gunther, have you seen Chandler?

Why is your family Scottish?

I've been given the gift of time.

Aren't you supposed to be in an audition for another hour?

Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! I don't have any past life memories.

What am I sitting on?

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