Trouble in River City

Can you name the words missing from the 'Trouble in River City' monologue from 'A Music Man'?

Well ya got _______, my friend
right here I say trouble right here in _____ City.
Why sure, I'm a ________ player, certainly
mighty _____, I say I'm always mighty _____ to say it.
I consider that the hours I spend with a ___ in my hand are golden.
Help you cultivate horse _____
and a cool head and a keen ___.
'Jever take-'n try to give an iron clad leave to yourself from a three-____ billiard shot?
But just as I say, it takes judgment, brains and ________
to _____ in a balk-line game
I say that any boob kin take 'n' shove a ball in a ______,
And I call that _____!
The first big ____ on the road to the depths of degrada…
I say, first it's a little ah, medicinal ____ from a teaspoon;
Then beer from a ______.
And the ____ thing you know,
your son is playin' fer _____ in a pinch-back suit,
and list'nin' to some big out-a-____ jasper
hearin' him ____ about horse-race gamblin'.
Not a wholesome trottin' ____, no!
But a race where they se' down right on a _____!
Like to see some stuck-up ______ boy settin' on Dan Patch?
Make your _____ boil? Well I should say.
Now friends, lemme tell you what I ____.
Ya got ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE ___ pockets in a table!
Pockets that mark the diff'rence between a gentleman and a ___,
with a capital B, and that ______ with P, and that stands for pool.
And all ____ long your River City youth'll be frittern away,
I say, your young ___'ll be frittern.
Frittern away their noon-time, supper-time, _____-time too!
Get the ____ in the pocket!
Never mind getting' __________ pulled
or the screen ____ patched or the beefsteak pounded.
Never mind pumpin' any _____ 'til your parents are caught
with the cistern empty on a ________ night, and that's trouble,
oh yes, ya got ____ n' ____ 'a trouble.
I'm thinkin' of the ____ in the knickerbockers, shirt-tails, young ones,
peekin' in the pool hall ______ after school,
ya got trouble, _____, right here in River City.
Trouble, with a _______ 'T' and that rhymes with 'P' and that stands for pool!
Now I know all you folks are the right kind of _______.
I'm gonna be perfectly _____.
Would ya like to know what kinda ____________ goes on
_____ they're loafin' around the hall?
They'll be ______ out Bevo; ______ out Cubebs;
tryin' out Tailor Mades, like _________ fiends,
And braggin' all about how they're gonna cover up a tell-tale ______ with Sen-Sen.
One fine _____
they leave the pool-hall headin' for the _____ at the Arm'ry.
Libertine men and _______ women
and _______, shameless music
that'll drag your son and your ________
to the arms of a jungle ______ instinct mass-steria!
Friends, the idle brain is the devil's __________, trouble!

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