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Can you name the lyics to Albuquerque by Albuquerque??

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Way back when I was just a3
living in a box under the stairs6
of the house half a block down the street from3
You know2
Well anyway, back then life was going6
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact4
My mother would make me a7
Every single mornin'5
I said to my mom, I said8
And my dear, sweet mother, she just looked at me8
And she leaned5
And she said,4
And then she tied me to the wall and5
and force fed me nothing but1
until I was7
That's when I swore that some day8
and travel to a magical far away place6
and the air smells like3
And the towels4
Where the Shriners and the lepers6
And anyone on the street8
Wacka wacka3
Well let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all5
Because the very next day, a local radio station3
To see who could correctly guess8
I was off by three, but6
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to1
[next line]1
Oh yeah. You know I'd never been5
And I gotta tell ya,4
Except that I had to sit between two3
with excruciatingly3
And the little kid back of me5
The flight attendents ran out of4
And the in-flight movie was4
And, oh yeah, three of the 4
And we went into a tailspin5
And the plane exploded3
Except for me3
'Cause I had my tray table up9
Had my tray table up9
Had my tray table up9
uh ha ha ha! ha ha ha! huh... So I6
I crawled on my hands and knees4
Dragging along my big2
and my2
and my4
and my2
and my 8
But finally I arrived at the world famous3
Where the towels are3
And you can eat your soup9
It's okay, 2
Well I checked into my6
And I turned on2
and I was just about to eat that6
that I love so very very much when suddenly5
Well, now, who could that be? I say3
No answer3
There's no answer3
They're not saying anything! So,9
and just as I suspected, it's some3
With a4
and only one nostril.8
So anyway, he bursts into my room5
And I'm like,4
'That snorkel's just like a snorkel to me!' So I'm like2
And he's like2
And I'm like1
So I grabbed his leg5
And I bit off his ear6
And I took out his appendix7
yes, indeed,4
And somehow in the middle of it all,7
And twenty seconds later,5
And you know what it said?6
It said, 'If you'd like to make a call,6
'If you need help, hang up, and then3
'If you'd like to make a call,6
'If you need help, hang up, and then3
[next line]1
Well, long story short6
But I made a solemn vow right there and then5
I would not sleep for an instant9
But first,6
So I got in my car and I 6
And I walked up to5
And he says,5
I said, 'You got any5
He said, 'No, we're outta 5
I said, 'Well, you got any 6
He said, 'No, we're outta5
I said, 'You got any 7
He said, 'No, we're outta7
I said, 'You got any 5
He said, 'No, we're outta5
I said, 'You got any5
He said, 'No, we're outta 5
I said, 'You got any5
He said, 'Wait a minute. I'll go check.'3
I said, 'In that case,7
He says, 'All I got right now is this7
I said,4
So he hands me the box and I 4
and the weasels jump out7
and start4
[gnawing sounds] Oh man,4
They were tearing me apart! You know,8
that I little ditty started4
I believe it went5
'Doh! Get 'em off me!4
Oh no, get 'em off,3
Oh, oh God. O, my God.5
Oh, O, my God! Aauaauagh!6
with these flesh-eating weasels4
Waving my arms2
and just running, running, running like a 3
And as luck would have it, that's exactly9
Her name was Zelda. She was a 2
with a2
and hair the color of2
I'll never forget the6
She said,7
That's when I knew it was true love.5
Aw, we2
We even shared8
The world was our burrito. So, we got married6
And had two beautiful children,3
Oh we were so3
Aw, yeah. But then3
Zelda said to me, she said 'Sweetie Pumpkin? Do you7
I said, 'Whoa!4
I'm just not ready5
So we broke up6
But that's just the way things go in1
[next line]1
Anyway, things really5
Because about a week later,6
That's right, I got me7
I even made4
After I8
Aw, yeah, everybody was6
I was getting4
Okay, like one time, 7
Trying to remove my6
When I see this guy Marty trying to carry a9
So I, I say to him, I say, 'Hey,8
And Marty, he just5
'No, I want you to6
with a chainsaw.'3
Then he gets4
He's like7
Well that's just great.7
I'm not a 6
Besides, now he's got a really4
Say, that reminds me4
This guy comes up to me on the street and he says8
Well, I knew what he meant5
I took a 7
And he's yelling and screaming and3
And I'm like7
But he just keeps8
Ah! AAAH! AAAAH! You know, completely7
Man,some people just can't5
Anyway, um, uh where was I?7
Uh, well, uh okay, Anyway I know it's been6
But I guess the whole point I'm trying to make here is3
That's all I'm4
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up7
full of loathing and self-doubt and6
of your3
At least take even8
Somewhere out there in this6
there's still a little place called1
[next line]1
I said A1
... querque!1
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