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Can you name the characters from the HBO show Veep by their lines?

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Actually, you don't need to refrigerate butter. It's like a fruit that way.
It's not the job that's depressing. Life is depressing.
I had not anticipated this. This I had not anticipated.
Well I just wanted to say a friendly hello in an unfriendly way. Hello.
Chief? Shouldn't that be chiefess? Relax, missy, I'm just yanking your chain.
Honey, what is plastics made of? You piss off plastics, you piss off oil, and you do not want to f**k with those guys because they f**k in a very unpleasant fashion.
The drama queen in me likes to say that they sacrificed me at Easter.
I know, ma'am.
I mean, that would be like persuading a guy to fist himself.
Speaking of chosen, how's Dan dot com forward slash Egan?
Well, it's about seven inches, hangs between my legs...
Damn man, this guy's balls are so big they're practically tits, huh? Johnny Titballs! Love it!
Don't give me that Quaker in a titty bar look. Seriously, don't.
If the government is going to take everything bar the kitchen sink, perhaps they'd like to take the plug as well.
Cuz he who speaks in maxims...can sound wise.
It's clear I'm a man, right? I mean I haven't been carded in years. Like three years.
Remember that one time when you said you were way into Twilight and I thought you meant the time of day? It really is the most dangerous time for traffic, though.
See what I did there, Dan? I made you shrimp. Boy if only I'd ordered a plate of useless assh***s!
Once again, the left hand has no idea what the right hand is doing while the freakish third hand is punching me repeatedly in the tits!
You know I'm right!
That's exactly what I was gonna say, isn't that spooky?
I'm sorry, are you hitting on my date during my date? Are you on meds?
I wanna get America back to work! Let's take our shirts off and work up a sweat!
Am I being rendered?
When it comes to this hostage situation, I think you lack the intelligence. That is to say, intel.
I need to apologize to you in advance because I think this is going to be the never ending sorry.
You're a meme, ma'am.
It's like a sudden monsoon in Goa, sir.
Honey, don't look so worried, I'm not gonna bite you. That man over there does have a gun.
Is this it? No, it's a rape alarm. Like she's ever gonna need that. She's not ugly but she's got a lot of security.
Y'know, you're about as annoying as a condom full of fire ants, how's that for a metaphor?
Uh--uh--no...I think this version still has President Hughes' old spending plan.
I will read the president's words without inflection. Slide to unlock. Selina Meyer is a feisty operator and a fine VP.
I'm afraid it is with deep regret that I'm going to have to accept.
No, F is for fan, Mike, not f**k. Why would s**t hit f**k? S**t doesn't hit f**k.
Gary, get the hell out of my marriage!
Not necessarily! Let's not make it the story and panic, okay? What if Tom Hanks dies?
We believe in money because we're too afraid not to, it has no intrinsic value like muscles in your arms.

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