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Can you name the characters from the HBO show Veep by their lines?

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See what I did there, Dan? I made you shrimp. Boy if only I'd ordered a plate of useless assh***s!
Well, it's about seven inches, hangs between my legs...
Well I just wanted to say a friendly hello in an unfriendly way. Hello.
Speaking of chosen, how's Dan dot com forward slash Egan?
Honey, what is plastics made of? You piss off plastics, you piss off oil, and you do not want to f**k with those guys because they f**k in a very unpleasant fashion.
Cuz he who speaks in maxims...can sound wise.
I mean, that would be like persuading a guy to fist himself.
Damn man, this guy's balls are so big they're practically tits, huh? Johnny Titballs! Love it!
Uh--uh--no...I think this version still has President Hughes' old spending plan.
Remember that one time when you said you were way into Twilight and I thought you meant the time of day? It really is the most dangerous time for traffic, though.
Actually, you don't need to refrigerate butter. It's like a fruit that way.
Once again, the left hand has no idea what the right hand is doing while the freakish third hand is punching me repeatedly in the tits!
I will read the president's words without inflection. Slide to unlock. Selina Meyer is a feisty operator and a fine VP.
You're a meme, ma'am.
I'm sorry, are you hitting on my date during my date? Are you on meds?
I had not anticipated this. This I had not anticipated.
I need to apologize to you in advance because I think this is going to be the never ending sorry.
I know, ma'am.
I'm afraid it is with deep regret that I'm going to have to accept.
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That's exactly what I was gonna say, isn't that spooky?
When it comes to this hostage situation, I think you lack the intelligence. That is to say, intel.
Am I being rendered?
It's like a sudden monsoon in Goa, sir.
It's not the job that's depressing. Life is depressing.
Is this it? No, it's a rape alarm. Like she's ever gonna need that. She's not ugly but she's got a lot of security.
If the government is going to take everything bar the kitchen sink, perhaps they'd like to take the plug as well.
We believe in money because we're too afraid not to, it has no intrinsic value like muscles in your arms.
The drama queen in me likes to say that they sacrificed me at Easter.
Don't give me that Quaker in a titty bar look. Seriously, don't.
You know I'm right!
Honey, don't look so worried, I'm not gonna bite you. That man over there does have a gun.
No, F is for fan, Mike, not f**k. Why would s**t hit f**k? S**t doesn't hit f**k.
Chief? Shouldn't that be chiefess? Relax, missy, I'm just yanking your chain.
It's clear I'm a man, right? I mean I haven't been carded in years. Like three years.
Gary, get the hell out of my marriage!
Not necessarily! Let's not make it the story and panic, okay? What if Tom Hanks dies?
I wanna get America back to work! Let's take our shirts off and work up a sweat!
Y'know, you're about as annoying as a condom full of fire ants, how's that for a metaphor?

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