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'Evan's mean. He hit me with a dead squirrel.'5
'Julie! Julie! I need you to try and unlock the door - oh what am I saying she's two.'4
'I don't understand. I mean, what would George be doing with a life-sized doll? Oh dear Lord.'2
'Eat a lot and come back cos our kids need braces.'3
'No! Go ride the python!'3
'That's beyond dispicable. That's culinary terroism!'4
'This is ridiculous. Who am I disturbing? It's a coma ward, don't you want them to wake up?'3
'I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.'6
'Yeah well let's face it MJ could get beaten up by a kitten.'5
'And this is my son. The criminal.'4
'Stop! If you keep talking your going to work your way into my heart and I just don't want you anywhere near my heart. Ever.'2
'Pants wouldn't hurt.'1
'Rex cries after he ejaculates.'1
'For a guy getting rubbed on by a hot nurse you ask a lot of questions!'4
'Time to pick your poison. How about a belt, it's a classic. Well we could go with the whole hickory stick, it's a cliché but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spat1
'I have to walk in heels all day long. You get to sit in a chair and roll.'4
'Human beings are designed for many things. Loneliness isn't one of them.'1
'I just thought of something. I'm never going to celebrate my 53rd wedding annivarsary, I'd have to live into my nineties... Oh my god, I'm gonna die!'4
'Yeah and after that she can go solve crimes with shaggy and the gang.'4
'Last week I was looking in her mouth and decided to put my tongue in it.'2

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