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'And this is my son. The criminal.'4
'That's beyond dispicable. That's culinary terroism!'4
'For a guy getting rubbed on by a hot nurse you ask a lot of questions!'4
'Human beings are designed for many things. Loneliness isn't one of them.'1
'I don't understand. I mean, what would George be doing with a life-sized doll? Oh dear Lord.'2
'Yeah and after that she can go solve crimes with shaggy and the gang.'4
'No! Go ride the python!'3
'Rex cries after he ejaculates.'1
'Julie! Julie! I need you to try and unlock the door - oh what am I saying she's two.'4
'I just thought of something. I'm never going to celebrate my 53rd wedding annivarsary, I'd have to live into my nineties... Oh my god, I'm gonna die!'4
'Stop! If you keep talking your going to work your way into my heart and I just don't want you anywhere near my heart. Ever.'2
'Time to pick your poison. How about a belt, it's a classic. Well we could go with the whole hickory stick, it's a cliché but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spat1
'Last week I was looking in her mouth and decided to put my tongue in it.'2
'Yeah well let's face it MJ could get beaten up by a kitten.'5
'I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.'6
'Pants wouldn't hurt.'1
'This is ridiculous. Who am I disturbing? It's a coma ward, don't you want them to wake up?'3
'Evan's mean. He hit me with a dead squirrel.'5
'Eat a lot and come back cos our kids need braces.'3
'I have to walk in heels all day long. You get to sit in a chair and roll.'4

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