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Can you name the Desperate Housewives Quotes?

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'Yeah and after that she can go solve crimes with shaggy and the gang.'4
'Time to pick your poison. How about a belt, it's a classic. Well we could go with the whole hickory stick, it's a cliché but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spat1
'Stop! If you keep talking your going to work your way into my heart and I just don't want you anywhere near my heart. Ever.'2
'Julie! Julie! I need you to try and unlock the door - oh what am I saying she's two.'4
'Eat a lot and come back cos our kids need braces.'3
'I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.'6
'Evan's mean. He hit me with a dead squirrel.'5
'Human beings are designed for many things. Loneliness isn't one of them.'1
'I don't understand. I mean, what would George be doing with a life-sized doll? Oh dear Lord.'2
'Yeah well let's face it MJ could get beaten up by a kitten.'5
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'This is ridiculous. Who am I disturbing? It's a coma ward, don't you want them to wake up?'3
'For a guy getting rubbed on by a hot nurse you ask a lot of questions!'4
'No! Go ride the python!'3
'I have to walk in heels all day long. You get to sit in a chair and roll.'4
'That's beyond dispicable. That's culinary terroism!'4
'Rex cries after he ejaculates.'1
'And this is my son. The criminal.'4
'Pants wouldn't hurt.'1
'I just thought of something. I'm never going to celebrate my 53rd wedding annivarsary, I'd have to live into my nineties... Oh my god, I'm gonna die!'4
'Last week I was looking in her mouth and decided to put my tongue in it.'2
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