Desperate Housewives Quotes

Can you name the Desperate Housewives Quotes?

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'Human beings are designed for many things. Loneliness isn't one of them.'1
'No! Go ride the python!'3
'For a guy getting rubbed on by a hot nurse you ask a lot of questions!'4
'Evan's mean. He hit me with a dead squirrel.'5
'And this is my son. The criminal.'4
'Rex cries after he ejaculates.'1
'Julie! Julie! I need you to try and unlock the door - oh what am I saying she's two.'4
'I have to walk in heels all day long. You get to sit in a chair and roll.'4
'Time to pick your poison. How about a belt, it's a classic. Well we could go with the whole hickory stick, it's a cliché but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spat1
'Yeah and after that she can go solve crimes with shaggy and the gang.'4
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'I just thought of something. I'm never going to celebrate my 53rd wedding annivarsary, I'd have to live into my nineties... Oh my god, I'm gonna die!'4
'This is ridiculous. Who am I disturbing? It's a coma ward, don't you want them to wake up?'3
'Yeah well let's face it MJ could get beaten up by a kitten.'5
'Pants wouldn't hurt.'1
'Stop! If you keep talking your going to work your way into my heart and I just don't want you anywhere near my heart. Ever.'2
'Eat a lot and come back cos our kids need braces.'3
'Last week I was looking in her mouth and decided to put my tongue in it.'2
'I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.'6
'I don't understand. I mean, what would George be doing with a life-sized doll? Oh dear Lord.'2
'That's beyond dispicable. That's culinary terroism!'4

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