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Can you name the Desperate Housewives Quotes?

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'Rex cries after he ejaculates.'1
'I don't understand. I mean, what would George be doing with a life-sized doll? Oh dear Lord.'2
'Evan's mean. He hit me with a dead squirrel.'5
'That's beyond dispicable. That's culinary terroism!'4
'Last week I was looking in her mouth and decided to put my tongue in it.'2
'I just thought of something. I'm never going to celebrate my 53rd wedding annivarsary, I'd have to live into my nineties... Oh my god, I'm gonna die!'4
'Eat a lot and come back cos our kids need braces.'3
'For a guy getting rubbed on by a hot nurse you ask a lot of questions!'4
'Yeah well let's face it MJ could get beaten up by a kitten.'5
'This is ridiculous. Who am I disturbing? It's a coma ward, don't you want them to wake up?'3
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'Pants wouldn't hurt.'1
'Julie! Julie! I need you to try and unlock the door - oh what am I saying she's two.'4
'No! Go ride the python!'3
'Time to pick your poison. How about a belt, it's a classic. Well we could go with the whole hickory stick, it's a cliché but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spat1
'Human beings are designed for many things. Loneliness isn't one of them.'1
'I have to walk in heels all day long. You get to sit in a chair and roll.'4
'Stop! If you keep talking your going to work your way into my heart and I just don't want you anywhere near my heart. Ever.'2
'Yeah and after that she can go solve crimes with shaggy and the gang.'4
'And this is my son. The criminal.'4
'I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.'6
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