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'A month ago you were in med school being taught by doctors. Today, you are the doctors.'???
65.3%
'You want to call me Dr. Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're still sitting on two hundred grand of student loans... I'm out of debt.'???
64.8%
'Oh, screw beautiful. I'm brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.'???
63.9%
'I don't know! I only have one shoe!'???
59.4%
'I was special! I was young, gifted and black, and everybody knew it. Attendings knew it, Chief knew it.'???
59.3%
'I prefer to be called Ruler of All That is Evil, but I will answer to Satan.'???
57%
'Everyone I love either cheats on me or dies. Or cheats on me and dies.'???
56.3%
'My father believed in country the way that you believe in God. And my father is not a man who bends, but he bent for me because I'm his daughter. I'm a good man in a storm.'???
53.2%
'I was drunk, vulnerable and good-looking and you took advantage.'???
51.8%
'I am laughing, just not externally.'???
47.1%
'I just can't think about anything or anybody and I can't sleep. I can't breathe. I can't eat. And I love you. I just love you all the time. Every minute of every day. I love you.'???
46.3%
'Oh right. Jesus isn't a fan of the vajazzle.'???
42.7%
'The shower works better with you in it. He's hungry and my nipples are no use to him.'???
41.1%
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'And then she's single, dyeing her hair a new color, and you know what? It's really hard to manage your roots when you've been committed to the pysch ward.'???
39.8%
'God made you short, who made you quiet?'???
39%
'I'm not a spoon, I'm a knife. And I'm going to stab you in the eyeball.'???
37.4%
'You don't feel finished because this isn't the end for you. There is no finish line. There is no end point. You've just got to go.'???
36.6%
'I'm the guy who repaired your broken jaw, and I'm also the guy who broke it.'???
35.2%
'I mean, you can have the worst crap in the world happen to you. You can get over it. All you gotta do is survive.'???
31.6%
'I just punched a guy and it felt really good.'???
30.4%
'Plus she has naturally thin hair which could be a sign of early menopause.'???
17.2%
'It's life saving technology, Shane. If you want it faster, page God.'???
17.1%
'Sometimes you wish people would just see themselves the way you do.'???
14%
'People are stupid and just want to be loved. That's the only reason anyone does anything.'???
12.4%
'How long do I have to work here before they insert a bug up my ass? You guys are all so cranky.'???
11.9%
'I just got out a job interview that was more intimate than most rectal exams.'???
10.2%
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