| Quote/s | Character/s |
|---|
| Y'all are acting like a bunch of sissies! Quit it! | |
| Alice, are you blind? Don't you see the family resemblance? That's my brother. | |
| Left Side! ; Strong Side! | |
| Zero fun sir | |
| Your killing me Petey | |
| You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. | |
| You make sure they remember, *forever*, the night they played the Titans! | |
| This is where they fought the battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fighting the same fight that we are still fighting among ourselves today. | |
| People say that it can't work, black and white; well here we make it work, everyday. We have our disagreements | |
| Well I'm very happy to have the approval of a 5 year old. ; I'm 9 and a half, thank you very much. | |
| Hey now, all that rubbin' ain't gonna make them golden locks grow back no faster, now, you know that, right? | |
| | Quote/s | Character/s |
|---|
| Yeah, twelve sounds better. | |
| Do *not* come in here! | |
| someone said football, so I come runnin'. What's goin' on everybody? | |
| Does the term 'cruel and unusual punishment' mean anything to you? | |
| Huh? Yes! This one... I don't even have to ask but, I will. What do you think of this one? | |
| Blue. Shut up. I don't want to see your smilin' and shuff in' and hear all your minstrel show singing on this bus. | |
| Coach I'm hurt not dead! | |
| Sir yes, Sir! I'm roomin' with Blue, sir! And I noticed that he wears that leopard-spotted underwear, Sir! Bikini-style, Sir! | |
| Then you better use your x-ray vision, Superman, and look right through it, cause it ain't coming down. | |
| You like a bunch of sixth grade sissies after a cat fight | |
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