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Can you name the Simpsons characters who said these lines?

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They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.
I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.
Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.
Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!
Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

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Created Jul 1, 2010ReportNominate
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