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Can you determine if the given quote is from Lucille Bluth (L) from Arrested Development or Malory Archer (M) from Archer?

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QuoteLucille Bluth (L) or Malory Archer (M)
I don't know who that is and I don't care to find out
Go see a Star War
I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it
I hope to God that was alcohol
I don't have the milk of mother's kindness in me anymore
I'll be in the hospital bar [You know there isn't a hospital bar] Well this is why people hate hospitals.
Immigrants! That's how they do, you know, just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs
I've been a horrible Mother.
If I wanted to sit around all day going nowhere, I'd be a teacher
Take me to lunch. [It's 8:30 in the morning]. A bar then, whatever.
Oh, shut up, I bet you're barren.
Zip me up.
They didn't sneak into this country to be your friend.
QuoteLucille Bluth (L) or Malory Archer (M)
Get me a vodka rocks. [It's breakfast] And a piece of toast
I want to cry so bad but I don't think I can spare the moisture
If I cared what you did at the weekend I'd put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes
I have no more love to give today
Try not to drown it
The secret is negative reinforcement
You're not fit to be queen of..... name a place.
I don't need thanks. That's what makes me such a wonderful mother
Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.
Like you'd recognize a vegetable that wasn't wrapped in a Monte Cristo sandwich
That coat costs more than your house!
She thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers.
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