Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Bounce, little man.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'A man provides.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
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