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'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'A man provides.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'

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