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'My legs don't work that way.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'A man provides.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'

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