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'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'A man provides.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
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