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'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
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' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
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'A man provides.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'

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