Television Quiz / Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

Random Television or Quote Quiz

Can you name the episode from which the following Breaking Bad quotes are taken?

 Plays Quiz not verified by Sporcle

How to PlayForced Order
Also try: Cast of Cheers
Score 0/62 Timer 20:00
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Stay out of my territory.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'A man provides.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'

You're not logged in!

Compare scores with friends on all Sporcle quizzes.
Join for Free
Log In

You Might Also Like...

Show Comments


Top Quizzes Today

Score Distribution

Your Account Isn't Verified!

In order to create a playlist on Sporcle, you need to verify the email address you used during registration. Go to your Sporcle Settings to finish the process.

Report this User

Report this user for behavior that violates our Community Guidelines.