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'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'A man provides.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'

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