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'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Bounce, little man.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'A man provides.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'

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