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'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'A man provides.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
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'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
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'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'

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