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'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'A man provides.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'

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