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'My legs don't work that way.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Marie - Get out.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'They found water on Mars.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'A man provides.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'

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