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'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'A man provides.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Marie - Get out.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'

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