| Quote | Title |
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| 'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?' | |
| 'Bounce, little man.' | |
| 'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.' | |
| 'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?' | |
| 'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!' | |
| 'How about some of our tableside guacamole?' | |
| 'Last chance to look at me, Hector.' | |
| 'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.' | |
| 'My legs don't work that way.' | |
| 'Stay out of my territory.' | |
| 'Three million dollars for three months of your time.' | |
| 'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.' | |
| 'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.' | |
| 'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...' | |
| 'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.' | |
| 'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.' | |
| 'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.' | |
| 'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.' | |
| 'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?' | |
| 'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.' | |
| 'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.' | |
| | Quote | Title |
|---|
| 'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.' | |
| 'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?' | |
| 'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.' | |
| 'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.' | |
| 'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.' | |
| 'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.' | |
| 'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.' | |
| 'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.' | |
| 'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.' | |
| 'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.' | |
| 'They found water on Mars.' | |
| 'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.' | |
| 'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.' | |
| 'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.' | |
| 'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.' | |
| 'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?' | |
| 'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.' | |
| 'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.' | |
| 'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.' | |
| ' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?' | |
| 'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.' | |
| | Quote | Title |
|---|
| 'A man provides.' | |
| 'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.' | |
| 'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?' | |
| 'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.' | |
| 'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?' | |
| ' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.' | |
| 'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!' | |
| 'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.' | |
| 'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.' | |
| 'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.' | |
| 'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!' | |
| 'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.' | |
| 'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?' | |
| 'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!' | |
| 'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.' | |
| 'Marie - Get out.' | |
| 'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.' | |
| ' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.' | |
| 'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.' | |
| 'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.' | |
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