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'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Marie - Get out.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
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'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
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'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'A man provides.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'

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