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Homer: Marge it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to ______(1)
Homer: Now boy, we spent a lot of money so you'd better get real good real fast or ___(1)!
Homer: Marge, if God didn't want us to eat in ______(1), he would have made gluttony a sin
Abe: Let's _________(1) him to our God!
Satan: Remember: lie, cheat, steal and listen to ___________(2) music
Homer: Webster's dictionnary defines a wedding as the process of removing _____(1) from one's garden.
Satan: jury of the damned: Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon, John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the pirate, John Dillinger and the starting line of the 1976 ___________(2).
Ox: Hey! you said you was ___(1).
Maude: Come on Ned, move this thing! Ned: I can't, it's a ___(1)!
Homer: But doesn't the Bible also say ''Thou shalt not take ________(1) into thy hut''?
Mrs Bouvier: I swear Monty, you are the devil himself! Mr Burns: ____________(3)?!
Homer: I keep hearing this irregular thumping noise. Gas station attendant: It's your heart and I think it's on it's last thump! Homer: Whew! I was affraid it was my __________(1).
Ned (weeping at his son's violin solo at a school talent show): My son, my son! Homer: Come on Flanders, he's not ________(2)!
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Willy: Sounds like the gopher I caught in me _________(1)!
Homer: Young man, since you broke grampa's teeth, he gets to ___________(2).
Mr Burns: Have the ______________(2) killed. Smithers: But sir, those aren't... Mr Burns: Do as I say!
Belle: Are you wearing a ___________(2)? Homer: I have misplaced my pants.
Snake: Close but no _____(1), cops!
Clerk: Wow, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan, you must be a ______________________(4)!
Willy: If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders! Workman (whispers): The mike's on. Willy: I _________(3)!
Homer: I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the _________(1).
Mr Burns: Look Smithers, a bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction. Smither: I think it's a ____(1) sir.
Moe: They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without _____(1).
Otto: I stand on my record. 15 crashes and not a single ________(1).
Homer: Do your worst! Mr Burns: Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic _______________(2)

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