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Name the speech Isaac gave as Augustus's prefuneral eulogy in the fault in our stars

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HintAnswer
Augustus
Waters
was
a
self
aggrandizing
b*****d
But
we
forgive
him
We
forgive
him
not
because
he
had
a
heart
as
figuratively
good
as
his
literal
one
sucked,
or
because
he
knew
how
to
hold
a
cigarette
more
than
any
nonsmoker
in
history,
or
because
he
got
eighteen
years
when
he
should
have
gotten
more.
I'm
telling
you
Augustus
Waters
talked
so
much
that
he'd
interrupt
you
HintAnswer
at
his
own
funeral.
And
he
was
pretentious.
Sweet
Jesus
Christ
that
kid
never
took
a
piss
without
pondering
the
abundant
metaphorical
resonance
of
human
waste
production
And
he
was
vain.
I
do
not
believe
that
I
have
ever
met
a
more
physically
attractive
person
who
was
more
acutely
aware
of
his
physical
attractiveness.
But
I
will
say
this:
When
the
scientists
of
the
future
show
up
HintAnswer
at
my
house
with
robot
eyes
and
they
tell
me
to
try
them
on
I
will
tell
the
scientists
to
screw
off
because
I
do
not
want
to
see
a
world
without
him.
And
then
having
made
my
rhetorical
point
i
will
put
my
robot
eyes
on
because,
I
mean,
with
robot
eyes
you
can
probably
see
through
girls
shirts
and
stuff.
Augustus
my
friend,
Godspeed,
 

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