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The conductor. Business before pleasure.
96%
A goalpost that can't march.
95.6%
There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.
95%
Lawn mowers sound better in small ensembles.
95%
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money
95%
One is deadly poisonous, and the other is a reptile.
94.9%
The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
94.9%
Setting a bassoon on fire.
94.9%
The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig.
94.4%
To get away from the noise.
94.1%
A drummer.
93.1%
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Two; one to screw it in and the other to say, 'Isn't that a little high for you?'
93.1%
They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
89.9%
Will the defendant please rise?
89.8%
Write 'pp, espressivo'
89%
The knocking gets faster and faster and faster.
88.7%
Where his brain should be.
88.3%
Hold out a check (but don't be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred).
87.2%
The stage is level.
86.4%
Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.
86.1%
Keeps assassins guessing.
85.4%
1...5...1... (1...4...5...5...1)
69.6%

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